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"Cat people" are strange.
"Cat People" with one cat are strange enough as it is, especially single men with one cat. Now that is especially disturbing.
"Cat People" with more than one cat are not only strange but dirty as well. Any truth to this? Discuss. |
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Thanks to the genetically engineered parasite that all humans have circulating throughout their bodies thanks to those filthy feline fleshbags, humans are compelled to take in as many cats as possible into their homes. The more cats they own, the heavier concentrated the parasite becomes in their bodies and thusly the cycle repeats itself. The feline parasite urges them to bring more and more of those filthy bastards into their home until eventually you have the crazy cat ladies who would rather feed their “pets” rather than eat themselves. Eventually the crazy cat lady dies and the cats will consume her body then move on to the next target.
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all cats are strange ...........
and most of all the stray cats........... |
agree... cats are nasty! lol
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I know I will take flack for this, but I find people that keep more than one dog in their house are even worse, especially the shedding kind. The memories of me sleeping on black dog-haired covered cloth couches at one of my friends houses makes me want to curl up and die. They also leave a smell in the house (that the owner doesn't notice) that never goes away. |
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I have 1 cat. She is very finicky and picky. She spends most the day sleeping or licking herself. The second you touch her she is cleaning wherever you touched. I have her trained pretty well. When, opperative word, when I'm home, she doesn't climb on my furniture or table surfaces. But she is definately a little gaurd cat. I don't mess with her. She scratches. She used to be sweet. I dunno, they are crazy and flip the switch on you from time to time. But I like her being in the house. I'm sick I guess.
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She wasn't weird:
http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0094.jpg but she was: http://www.dvdscan.com/horror_2.jpg |
I have 1 cat. I just kind of saved it from getting run over as a kitten and ended up keeping it because I have a vet friend that gets me free shots, food, neutering etc.
It's annoying but entertaining. Sort of like you guys! |
I don't have a cat. My dog does. She's his toy, he plays with her all day long.
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Don't like cats...Had one for 2 weeks, but I realised that I'm very afraid of cats...They look cute, but they are strange.
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I have a cat and 2 dogs. My house has alot of hair all over but besides that its clean lol
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If you think cat people are strange, you should meet some ferret people.
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Really? :1orglaugh |
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All people who are cat people have cats. Not all people who have cats are cat people.
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"Cat People (Putting Out The Fire)"
See these eyes so green I can stare for a thousand years Colder than the moon It's been so long And I've been putting out fire With gasoline Feel my blood enraged It's just the fear of losing you Don't you know my name Well, you been so long See these eyes so red Red like jungle burning bright Those who feel me near Pull the blinds and change their minds It's been so long Still this pulsing night A plague I call a heartbeat Just be still with me Ya wouldn't believe what I've been thru You've been so long Well it's been so long And I've been putting out fire with gasoline putting out fire with gasoline See these tears so blue An ageless heart that can never mend These tears can never dry A judgement made can never bend See these eyes so green I can stare for a thousand years Just be still with me You wouldn't believe what I've been thru You've been so long Well, it's been so long And I've been putting out fire with gasoline putting out fire with gasoline |
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Shitty thread :error |
Nice looking Ocelot.buddy had one and all it would do is strut around in circles as it was kept on a chain..nobody would enter his yard
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