Steve Ballmer: Blames Poor Vista Sales on Pirates
 

Guess he's learned a thing or two from the RIAA and MPAA. This assfuck blames pirates for poor Vista sales lmao. I bet it has everything to do with those dirty Chinese, Indian, Brazilian, and Russian pirates! It couldn't absolutely be anything else other than pirates! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!


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Yeah you better run pirate. Wondering why he has two copies? Because he didn't know which one to pirate so he fucking grabbed them all. There are like 30 different god damn versions, he didn't want to accidentally pirate the wrong one.


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Fuck you pirate!

God for bid he admits that is could possibly have something to do with hardware incompatability issues, security holes, etc. What a shit bum.

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What say ye pirate? Prepared to confirm or deny anything?

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Yea nothing to do with the fact that most people expect it to be a piece of bloated doshit that will only fuck anyting you have installed on your machine at the moment.

I was going to need to upgrade my laptop. I didn't feel like the hardware issues with Vista, and the Macbooks were an attractive alternative.

Vista is the future...the keyword being future and not present, anybody upgrading within the next 6 months or so is just asking for trouble...

Actually, there's only a few different versions and they are all on the same disc.

But funny regardless.

Thats like K-Fed blamming his low record sales on pirates.

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if not for pirates windows xp wasn't as goog as is good now, so pirates only making good for windows....

Microsoft had it coming for a long time.

They have fucked over consumers to the tune of billions of dollars through their illegal monopolistic policies which added mega costs and delivered poor quality.

Fuck you Steve Ballmer. Fuck you Bill Gates.

I just bought a new laptop tonight. DREADED getting vista instead of XP, but the rest of the computer was perfect. Took about 2 hours to make it look like windows classic, but still got a funky pane on the left side of all my open folders, and whenever I do just about anything it does a popup asking me if I wanted to do what I just did. HUGE pain in the ass. I'm still not quite sure where my documents went, and what the fuck are public folders? I've got a few more hours on google to get this thing usable.

Oh, btw - I have no idea what vista even looks like as I switched to the classic view right after login. If I wanted fancy menus and see-through folders I'd have gotten a mac.

If Steve Ballmer would like to trade me a Windows XP Home I'll gladly give up my key for this vista crap, so he can have an extra one to sell.

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Windows Vista is NOOOOOT groovy

if you are gong to run vista, might as well have a proper desktop
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when you are done fucking around with that trash download an operating system that works
http://distrowatch.com/