The Anna Nicole Show!
 

Are you guys watchin this?

ANS is walking around all mumbling to herself like she's taken too many Valium's - I wonder who she's trying to be like?


:uhoh

me?

hmm shoud I go downstairs for this?

tv show?
i thought she got a few million from that dead guy?


the words "tomb raider" spring to mind.

That's your call - I can see my tv from my computer chair here, so I don't feel like I'm actually wasting time on her show too much.


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I wonder if Sic-cash is sponsoring this show :1orglaugh

:throwup

'nuff said

I heard its like 80

hey jamdin =) ... anna nicole is still fuckin hot...

i'd hit it, as would many others

Its amazing to see her evolution from Guess Jeans girl/wankware to a piece of human furniture.

I would to, behind 2 condoms

hmm whos the boy

heh

"...so tune in and stay abreast of Anna Nicole's big adventures..."

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I wanna slap her in the face with my dick.

i used to beat off to her pics.. from what i hear now she's large and in charge.

sorry anna. no dice.

I'm not denying that she's still hot but it's the way she acts. She gives dumb blondes a bad name...

I heard she is making a guest appearance on

http://www.japanbukkake.com/

:Graucho

please say it is so

There are certain things you wish you could un-see...

I'm talking specifically about the page that pops up after you close the first one - The girl drinking out of the glass!!!


:eek2

Just slap her thigh and ride the wave baby!

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She has to be one of the biggest overall whores I have ever seen in my life.

I was going to voice how little I think of her, but came to the realization that for fucks sake, Rosannes show ran for so fucking long I will be wrong about this one as well.

Just goes to show that the American TV viewing public has no fucking taste...

Yes, I am an American and damn proud of it. The FCC, on the other hand, I think needs serious counseling...

Am I the only one who thinks she's not attractive at all? Truth be said the only reason I'd fuck her is the bragging rights. I'd have to think twice before doing that too.

I predict that she will have the shortest running series in E channel history.....

I predict it will be a huge success for E. This girl is such a mess, she's almost as messy as the Osborne's..

A Dumb blonde with Huge Tits, Huge Ass with too much money and a lot of Drama. It's action packed fun for the whole family!!

-KC

You're not alone in finding her unattractive. And I wouldn't fuck her for the bragging rights, either. I just don't see what there is to brag about...

I'll bet she got the show because she promised them a cut of the old man's cash stash she won...

LOL you hit the nail on the head, KC. Last night we were flipping back and forth between the Osbournes and Anna Nichole when commercial breaks came on. I couldn't figure out which was funnier...a dumb, fat blonde stumbling around wasted or the pets of a classic rock star and his family taking a whizz on the carpet...

:1orglaugh

Ah shit, take a peek at her photo section!

You can almost tell by looking at her that she is a big fan of DEEP anal, and God only knows what else. That is one nasty chick. :)

That's who I hinted she was trying to be like on the first post of this thread: Ozzy!

I mean look, she's walking around mumbling like him, trying to be just like him. 'Look at me! I'm so dysfunctional!'


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I only caught the last 15 minutes of that show...

Fuck she is an idiot. :eek7

quite possibly the worst TV show in the history of the world . . .

There's a new one coming on right now on E!

I hope she lowers her dosage this week.

Last week she was so out of it, she made Ozzy look alert.

As fat as she is.. as stupid as her show is.. and as much as i watch the show in awe and disgust as to how stupid people can be, how fucked up the capitalist system can be, etc etc etc...

I still watch.

I dunno why =D I feel bad for her son... i'd hate it if my mom was acting the fool on national TV.

look at the size of her she must be eating those millions away

The show owuld be alot more watchable if she were 100 lbs. lighter, maybe more. E! did a good job by only making the show 1/2 hour because I can't take much more of her than that.

i'd still hit it

there is nothing wrong with a little meat, its good for a guy once in a while ... the occasional dose of phat white ass never hurt anyone :2 cents:

shes nasty now GROSSSSSSS

http://cache.eonline.com/On/AnnaNico...ow3.080902.jpg

nuff said

WOW!

holy shit, i bet she has a HUUUUUUUUUGE ass! :Graucho :Graucho

big ass is best ass... i'd hit it :2 cents:

chubby chick

is that really her?

It's on again - Right now.


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Please dont eat me

It's amazing how she's let herself go. The image gallery on the E website is made up of older images. She's now promoting "Lane Byrant" big girls clothes.

Wire image has some interesting pics.. some of them back in 1994. What a difference in the last few years. She's *all grown up*.
http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=CLB&str=224&styp=clbi&nm =Anna%20Nicole%20Smith

yuck... I cannot believe what she turned into -((

oh well, I think some little 18 yo guys outta nail her and take her money haha

http://cache.eonline.com/On/AnnaNico...w4.hanging.jpg

here she is shown when she gained so much weight that they had to carry her in with a helicopter.

WOW.

I guess it's true - Pigs can fly!


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I'm thinking they need a new celebrity section over at Fat Chicks In Party Hats

It looks like they are in need of a few new sections.

I like girls with a bit of meat on them, but thats not meat, thats a bunch of blubber!
Shes a moron, shes embarrasing her kid, shes all drugged up, she couldnt even be bothered to get in shape for a national television show, Im sooo not impressed.
When I was a teenager, I used to hang her Guess! ads all over my wall, now I wouldnt use pics of her in my bathroom if I ran out of toilet paper.
Gosh that was really mean, Im sorry! But this show stinks and Im betting its not getting a second year.

The bitch is whack.

I half watched that shit last night.. She repulses me without even opening my eyes. And then WHAM, oh god she's ugly now.