so I was licking Maya Hill's pussy today . . .
 

and well . . I guess ya had to be there :thumbsup

So you licked a vagina that has probably seen more cocks than a Yankee stadium urinal?


Plus she's a prostitute, where is the glory and accomplishment


Maybe if it was Britney Spears you'd get a "woo!" out of me

That was absolutely hilarious !!

you got more hair on yer ass than me :1orglaugh

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I was going to reply with something hip, like a series of thumbsup emoticon, or a "Congrats" or even the ever witty "That's nice"


However;


My g/f made me an amazing stew yesterday, but as a consequence to the amazing flavour (it's a dark beer based stew, so good!) it produces some seriously nasty sharts.


I had a shart attack that needed to be dealt with, and unfortunately, these are late:


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:eek7 :Oh crap

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This is the funniest shit ever! hahahahaha

I fucking love it! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I could never understand content guys who brag about this stuff.

Was the tuna fresh atleast?

I just saw this thread! U lucky bastard!

You go dude! My hero for the day!

Ill give u a call in the next few days :)

I guess if it's Britney it would be in the news...

Probably better than the shitty day I had.

if it was britney I'd be at the CDC right now :1orglaugh

Yeah it's like


Let's put this on a scale for people to understand


1 being bragging about "I farted"

10 being bragging about "I fucked Angelina Jolie while taking a cel phone call from Jesus Christ asking me when he should come to earth to smite George Bush during the summit of K2 blindfolded while wearing shorts and no climbing gear or oxygen"


Licking a porn whore's sloppy for-sale vaginal hole is about a 2 on that rating since anyone on here could send a few ICQ's off and spend a few bucks and have that arranged

This thread is no good without video.

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only bragging if ya can't do it :2 cents:

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that's weird?? I thought you did that cause yer an ass??? my mistake :thumbsup

What did it taste like? On a salty tuna scale of one to ten ?

99% of the 19 year old models have no taste . . . very seriously I've been able to taste the diff between an 18 and 24 year old model . .

now about Maya: she's one of the nicest models and the most fun to shoot that I've ever had the pleasure to work with . . very professional in every respect, very beautiful in person too . . hopefully I'll get another shoot with her before I move on. and I wish nothing but the best for her in life . . -bmb

Well I must be waaaaay outta the loop. Who the fuck is Maya Hill?

just another model . . . they come and they go . .

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