I am fucking Toast
 

Went to the Pub too early and had drinks, smoked jays and now im fucked because friends showinu up soon to go out for drinks.Girl is pissed at me too.Do i bail out? Whats a good excuse? I feel lumps comig soon..

Bail out now man before its to late!!!

...It can only get worse :Oh crap

Hell tell them the truth.. The girl is pissed and you wanna be able to sleep in the house tonight.

bail out before your being laughed at

smoke another jay and watch a movie

Does your girl beat you frequently?..that's abuse!