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seeric 02-12-2007 01:59 PM

It's that time again...
 
after another liver bending show and 4 months of l.a. partying its time for the 9 day liver and internal cleanse. works like a charm. feel 15 years old again. energy for days. i do it for 9 days instead of 7 though. eat only what comes in the box and organic fruits and veggies. this thing is like drano for toxins in the body. if you party like a rockstar, cleanse like one toooo!

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More info here.
http://www.naturalfactors.com/search...e=List&pid=506

The SEVEN DAY Total Nutritional Cleansing Program is a revolutionary 2-Step healing foods program, scientifically formulated to provide gastrointestinal healing and complete nutritional support for your body as it goes through the detoxification process.

Step 1:
RevitalX? allows you to rest, heal and rejuvenate the gut, getting rid of internally generated toxins and paving the way for powerful detoxification using Detoxitech?. People who suffer from poor digestion may have leaky gut syndrome, and experience a wide range of health problems such as food intolerances, fatigue and mental exhaustion. RevitalX? supports the digestive system and heals the gastrointestinal tract, giving the body relief from toxic stress.

Step 2:
In Step 2, Detoxitech? is used to thoroughly but gently cleanse. It is designed to fully support every process used by the body to transport, detoxify and excrete heavy metals and other toxic substances from the body.

Colon Support & Liver Support
Included in the program are 7 supplement packets, one to be used each day, containing (2) Colon Support tablets and three (3) Liver Support capsules.Colon Support tablets help clear the colon of toxins that can accumulate and Liver Support capsules assist the liver?s detoxification action.

After completing the Seven Day program most people should expect to feel energized, have a sense of well being, have shed some pounds and will have taken vital steps toward insuring good health!

riddler 02-12-2007 02:07 PM

holistic stuff is placebo effect.. but if it makes you feel better than more power to you.

munki 02-12-2007 02:12 PM

Send one down for me... I think my tox system is totalled...

seeric 02-12-2007 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler (Post 11904939)
holistic stuff is placebo effect.. but if it makes you feel better than more power to you.



no need for me to defend anything.

JD 02-12-2007 02:28 PM

hmm sounds like a sure fire way to lose a few pounds of lean mass :(

RyuLion 02-12-2007 02:32 PM

Nice! this will get me ready for Costa Rica Bash..

After Shock Media 02-12-2007 02:33 PM

I just purchase a new blackmarket liver every year and have it swaped in India.

munki 02-12-2007 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11905093)
I just purchase a new blackmarket liver every year and have it swaped in India.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seeric 02-12-2007 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11905064)
hmm sounds like a sure fire way to lose a few pounds of lean mass :(

i normally lose about 5-7 pounds during the diet. careful though you have to build back up our alcohol tolerance after. one beer will get you slammed after this cleanse is over. this helps you reset your body clock and your eating habits as well because the schedule on which you have to follow the cleanse is parallel to the eating schedules of most. 9 days of no fat, no preservatives, no toxins (except what we breathe in l.a.) and rigorous exercise during really cleans you out.

JD 02-12-2007 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 11905126)
i normally lose about 5-7 pounds during the diet. careful though you have to build back up our alcohol tolerance after. one beer will get you slammed after this cleanse is over. this helps you reset your body clock and your eating habits as well because the schedule on which you have to follow the cleanse is parallel to the eating schedules of most. 9 days of no fat, no preservatives, no toxins (except what we breathe in l.a.) and rigorous exercise during really cleans you out.

yeah and no protein either... I'd bet that at least 4lbs of that 5-7 is muscle (lean mass)

seeric 02-12-2007 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11905182)
yeah and no protein either... I'd bet that at least 4lbs of that 5-7 is muscle (lean mass)

nah its mostly shit that gets stuck in your intestines and digestive tract. the cleanse itself is a food product that has protein in it. everything is in the mix that your body needs while you detox. when its over food tastes so good though. your bodies natural waste cycle returns to normal as well. im not an affiliate of this stuff i just use it like a religion and i'm old and still ticking cuz i take the time to drano out the crap that i stick in my body.

:thumbsup :)

MikeVega 02-12-2007 03:09 PM

how much is that stuff and I don't see NY on the list of locations :( I'd try it .. it can't hurt

TexasDreams 02-12-2007 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 11905126)
i normally lose about 5-7 pounds during the diet. careful though you have to build back up our alcohol tolerance after. one beer will get you slammed after this cleanse is over. this helps you reset your body clock and your eating habits as well because the schedule on which you have to follow the cleanse is parallel to the eating schedules of most. 9 days of no fat, no preservatives, no toxins (except what we breathe in l.a.) and rigorous exercise during really cleans you out.

Sounds a lot like Colon-Blow. If so, please do NOT post pics! :helpme

fuzebox 02-12-2007 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams (Post 11905343)
Sounds a lot like Colon-Blow. If so, please do NOT post pics! :helpme

I've seen those before :helpme

Scary what kind of stuff gets built up in there.

seeric 02-12-2007 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 11905282)
how much is that stuff and I don't see NY on the list of locations :( I'd try it .. it can't hurt

you can order it tons of places online. search NATURAL FACTORS 7 Day

Rhesus 02-12-2007 03:38 PM

You know, it's probably not bad you do it (although I have my serious doubts with the whole 'cleansing' business), but it's sort of an excuse for living an unhealthy life the rest of the time. It's not very hard to watch your habits all the time... Just eat healthily, have some regularity, work out, etc. Don't have the illusion that 9 days of doing this (or whatever duration, for that matter) will undo what an unhealthy lifestyle has done in the months or years before!

Juicy D. Links 02-12-2007 04:31 PM

i get coffee enemas , it cleanses me

FuqALot 02-12-2007 04:40 PM

are you able to sleep though, when you're hungry?

or does it have some phentermine shit with it

Sly 02-12-2007 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 11905224)
nah its mostly shit that gets stuck in your intestines and digestive tract.

I've read a few clinical reports that have said the opposite. Have you read any reports that back this up?

seeric 02-12-2007 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 11905796)
I've read a few clinical reports that have said the opposite. Have you read any reports that back this up?

you dont wanna see what it looks like. trust me, its not muscle that comes out the other end. lol.

anyone ever had that treatment that they stick a hose in your ass? what comes out is disgusting. all this stuff lives in your intestines and colon. nasty. evict that mess.

seeric 02-12-2007 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by FuqALot (Post 11905776)
are you able to sleep though, when you're hungry?

or does it have some phentermine shit with it

theres nothing unnatural in it. you have balanced nutrients and everything you need in the base of the supplement. you don't get hungry really. you do get cranky though like i am today as it cleans you out.


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