Can you believe what people write?
 

I saw this on another board and thought it should be shared around.

http://forums.ebay.co.uk/[email protected]@.ef68b64

It's similar to the insurance forms. "I hit the car because I was distracted waving to the man I hit last week"

I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every
morning at 6:00am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too
much for me

:1orglaugh

"14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you
please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top
of me every night."

Funny....
:1orglaugh

lock your doors before you go to bed