Best drink to impress the woman? Please help.
 

I'm going out tomorrow and I need some tips on what to order. I'm a beer type so I have no clue what to present to real lady..

let her order

whatever she likes..

btw real ladys like beer too :)

treat her like a friend, you'll get farther that way

if you like beer order a fucking beer, let her order what she wants.

I would say a Reuxpheigh Martini would impress her.

LOL, fast-track to the 'friend zone'... :(

Unicorm milk would be impressive.
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panzy :2 cents:

To impress a woman and to show class - always Champagne - always Krystal. She'll be putty in your hands, especially if you let her drink most of the bottle. :)

Good One! :1orglaugh

Sounds like a typical gold digger.

ask her what she likes

Yes indeed
 

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First of all, it's spelled Cristal you cunt.

Second of all, it's a niggor drink. What's so classy about it?

yeah lol :)

You should know how to spell it before you drink it :2 cents:

Drink what you like and let her order what she likes. Being comfortable is more attractive than doing something that is out of your comfort zone. If it's a nice dinner and you want a decent wine, ask the sommelier for a suggestion.

You can always suggest a cocktail for her enjoyment. A Kir Royal is always a nice light drink before dinner and pretty enough to impress. Or how about a after dinner drink?

A man once got extra points by ordering an Angel Kiss and then leaning over he whispered ... you are an angel, may I have a kiss too?


Sigh ...

Yeah ... I fucked him!

water .......

I simply love mohito.
Other drink - some martini cocktail.

That's how you impress girls, using your alcoholism? Impress them by not killing your brain is my tip.

stick your cock in her nostril

Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall

Recipe:
1 part Vodka
1 part Sloe Gin
1 part Southern Comfort
Orange juice
Galliano

Mix together the vodka, sloe gin, and Southern Comfort in a tall glass over ice; fill with orange juice and then float 1 part Galliano on top to make the wall.

I would let her order what she wanted and you get the beer

There's nothing wrong with beer if you ask me.

thunderbird works ok.

That's kinda cheesy, I'm surprised girls really fall for crap like that :-/

he had a big schlong.

as a woman I can say that mostly we like good red wine... not sweet!

You people seriously have little to no game it constantly amazes me.

You want to get into her pants right?

loosen her up a lil with some gin and 7 (or tonic) and if she starts to get to drunk get her some hypnotiq or alizee.

Women will love the bright colors of hypnotiq and everyone with any ounce of game knows that gin is a panty dropper.

Dont worry about impressing her, you are trying to get in her pants not have her break open your pocket, breaking your bank on bitches is for suckers, real pimps dont spend a dime.

Drinks don't impress women but getting them drunk might do the trick. Use shots!

thank you very much everybody. I will report you on results..

Champagne....

Girls like martini a lot...it's not imressive but will rescue in every situation

leeche martini

I'm 53 darlin' ... back in the day .. dates actually tired to impress, cause getting laid wasn't a given. Token gifts and love notes where part of socializing too.

Anyway, after the 2 pre-dinner cocktails, I was easy...

to impress.
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How about a saucy vanilla shake?

now if only tASSy answers her ICQ !!! where is she? anybody knows?

Sound advice.

ah, i've nailed pretty much all of my girl 'friends' :)

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Go dutch and let her order what she wants.

Take the money you saved and hire an escort--no drama and you know what you are getting. If you score on the dutch date, you hit the bonus round.

Take her ba ck home and make her a Pink Pussycat. It's quite the panty remover, and you get to show off your bartending skills while she ooh's and ahh's at you and giggles while she waits.

Pink Pussycat

2 measures gin
3 measures pinapple juice
2 measures grapefruit juice (ruby red is nice)
1/2 measure grenadine

Shake all ingredients together well with ice, strain into tall glass. Garnish with a wedge of grapefruit.

natty ice or keystone

Say, "So whadaya want, legs? A sweet girlie drinks in a hollowed out coconut with one of them cocktail umbrellas poking out the top?"

Use your best ham-n-egger accent. It'll make her laugh.

"I will take a fuzzy and the girliest drink you have for the lady"
"2 fuzzy navels coming right up"