Marge: We have them in America. They're called “bullfrogs.”
Australian Squeaky-voiced Teen: 'What?!' That's an odd name. I'd have called them “chazwazzers.”
Gunna do ya like a bull does a cow, (I shall have sex with you)
Cop-ya-later, (see you later)
Flat out like a lizzard drinken, (Iv'e been very busy)
Nah can't be fagged, (Too tired to partake, maybe because I'm gay)
Gunna do ya like a bull does a cow, (I shall have sex with you)
Cop-ya-later, (see you later)
Flat out like a lizzard drinken, (Iv'e been very busy)
Nah can't be fagged, (Too tired to partake, maybe because I'm gay)
The greatest myth perpetrated on America by Australia was that any of us actually drink this crap.
I do NOT know any pub where I can even buy the sheep's piss here.
It's right up there with "Shrimp on the BBQ" - good prawns (shrimp are that - TINY, prawns have some meat on their bones) should never be wasted that way, unless tossed with garlic and cream.
Oh, and Outback Steakhouse. What a crock of proverbial.
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