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RedShoe 02-09-2007 01:29 PM

Anyone wanna buy a bad ass truck... CHEAP
 
I sell truck CHEAP!

After witnessing a nasty car crash last night. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=704582 I don't my truck anymore. It's just not as safe as I thought. The guy I saw looked really fucked up. His nose was definitely broke, teeth may have been missing, his face looked like it was just being held on by skin. He looked kinda mushy.

Either way, that shit hit too close to home as I have truck about as old as his van. The drivers of the SUV just walked away. They were shaken up and maybe had some minor shit wrong with them, but nothing like the Van guy.

So... anyone want a truck? It's world famous. I sell cheap.
I'll post pics in a bit if you really need to see it again.

bausch 02-09-2007 01:39 PM

I'm glad I got rid of my old small Honda awhile ago too. I have a better chance of surviving in my newer Mercedes with more safety features and working airbags plus it is a lot stronger and solid etc You never know though cause princess Diana also died in a Mercedes, if the crash is bad enough you'll die no matter what you're driving!!

I'd much rather have the car get fucked up than me! I always get scared after seeing car crashes on the freeway.

Japanese cars may run good but if their compact you'll get crushed like an ant if you run into a suv or big truck!

MandyBlake 02-09-2007 01:41 PM

no thanks but here's a bump for ya

woj 02-09-2007 01:44 PM

this thread is useless without any pics of the truck...

Jakke PNG 02-09-2007 01:45 PM

I have a 1.2 liter car, if I drive downhill to a wall, I might gather enough speed to cause some superficial damage. The only way I can manage to kill myself in one of those is either when a bus overtakes me and pushes me to a telephone pole..or someone hits me head-on.

born2blog 02-09-2007 01:49 PM

show us your trucks titties!!

LOL

Wiseman 02-09-2007 01:53 PM

how would we know if we wanted to buy it if we dont know what it is?

RedShoe 02-09-2007 02:03 PM

Are you people fucking high??? It's WORLD FAMOUS! It's been all over GFY and the internet for years. AWW FUCK IT! Fine.. I'll go out and take pics. JESUS!

BRB!

Jakke PNG 02-09-2007 02:04 PM

I'd buy it, but the taxes and shipping would cost about 600% more than the car. It's that white one right? It's sexy.

Doctor Dre 02-09-2007 02:08 PM

It prolly wouldn't pass the safety test where I live

Wiseman 02-09-2007 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 11890108)
Are you people fucking high??? It's WORLD FAMOUS! It's been all over GFY and the internet for years. AWW FUCK IT! Fine.. I'll go out and take pics. JESUS!

BRB!

SOOOO? its been all over the internet and gfy for years. Yet you have no pictures of it oline?
LITTLE CONFUSED HERE

WhiplashDug 02-09-2007 02:34 PM

CRASHES LKE THAT - ARE WHY YOU'LL PULL MY CHEVY TAHOE FROM MY COLD-DEAD-FINGERS!

That SUV was an Isuzu. They used to be total CRAP! My ex's mother owns an Acura Dealer, and she tried to sell me one of those Acura SUV's back in 97 - which was an Isuzu Trooper - with Acura slapped all over it.. but then it was a piece-o-crap! They were rollin over all the time. Looks like they fixed it.. but you still ain't gettin my Tahoe! NEITHER one of them! shit.. you ain't gettin my Suburban either!

WhiplashDug 02-09-2007 02:35 PM

Where are the PICS of the truck .. TITGUY????????

bausch 02-09-2007 02:40 PM

A lot of trucks aren't safe. I read somewhere that F-150 had terrible safety ratings.

Wiseman 02-09-2007 03:19 PM

so no tricks?

abyss_al 02-09-2007 03:29 PM

that truck is famous :upsidedow

Lykos 02-09-2007 03:55 PM

Any pics?

Peaches 02-09-2007 03:57 PM

Oh good grief, there have been 100's of pictures of that truck on here :)

Redshoe, please don't react immediately. You'll miss it when it's gone. It's an integral part of your life :( It IS Redshoe!!

Wiseman 02-09-2007 04:04 PM

I have never seen this truck. Why will no one show it to me?

Peaches 02-09-2007 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiseman (Post 11890953)
I have never seen this truck. Why will no one show it to me?

Because you have a Christmas banner in your sig in February? :winkwink:

The Heron 02-09-2007 04:10 PM

I just crashed in the parking lot 2 hours ago! Was good times, my truck crumpled more than I would have liked but whatever. Insurance will fix that fucker.

RedShoe 02-09-2007 04:14 PM

http://redshoe.net/boards/crash/redshoe-truck-05.jpg
http://redshoe.net/boards/crash/redshoe-truck-04.jpg
http://redshoe.net/boards/crash/redshoe-truck-03.jpg
http://redshoe.net/boards/crash/redshoe-truck-01.jpg
http://redshoe.net/boards/crash/redshoe-truck-06.jpg
I'll even toss in this racket.
http://redshoe.net/boards/crash/redshoe-truck-02.jpg

tony286 02-09-2007 04:17 PM

man thats one pimp ride lol

Peaches 02-09-2007 04:23 PM

YAY! The pictures got Wiseman to update his sig :)

woj 02-09-2007 05:03 PM

pimpin :thumbsup
Can you include an autographed pic of your red shoes with the truck?

L-Pink 02-09-2007 06:15 PM

It's already totaled??????

RedShoe 02-09-2007 06:22 PM

totaled? What?? Look again. The only dent on that truck is right behind the drivers side light from when some jackass but a trash bin to close to it. I could have killed that fucker for wreckin' my ride.

And yeah WOJ, for you, I'd toss in a new pair of RedShoes.


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