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Why Beer is Better than Women
I ran ino this and thought I'd share.
Why Beer is Better than Women: 1. You can enjoy a beer all month long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play hockey. 5. When the beer goes flat, you toss it. 6. Beer is never late. 7. Hangovers go away. 8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 9. Beer labels come off without a fight. 10. Beer never has a headache. 11. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. 12. After you had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents. 13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath. 14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head. 15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. 16. A beer always goes down easy. 17. You can share a beer with your friends. 18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer. 19. A beer is always wet. 20. Beer doesn't demand equality. 21. You can have a beer in public. 22. A beer doesn't care when you come and will wait forever. 23. A frigid beer is a good beer. 24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good |
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oldest joke I ever saw!
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Oldie but goodie.
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From 1925 |
yup, i'd love to welcome you to the internet, but i'm pretty damn sure peope have been telling that one long before we had computers
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old jokes but still good :thumbsup
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old but still great
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it is old but over time it still stands to be true
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I disagree with you woman is better than beer
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heh good ones :)
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Yep beer is better.Beer will never cheat you hehe
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Oldies but goodies =)
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i don't drink beer, woman is better for me
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This joke is old, but i like it a lot.
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I read that before somewhere.............
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LOL..oldie but goodie :winkwink:
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pretty lame
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25. Beer dosnt panic when you tell it that you love it.
26. You can throw your beer at the cat and it wont complain. 27. Beer wont give you crabs. 28. Beer dosnt complain when you drink too much beer. 29. Nobody ever tells you that you have an ugly beer. I could go on..... |
Why women are better than beer
1.Your company with a woman doesn't demand any friends 2.A woman informs what new trade marks have appeared,a bottle tells only of one brand 3.You can go to the theatre with her with no pains of consciousness 4.A woman won't become a trash after satisfaction from "contact" 5.After being with woman you don't stink,but smell nice 6.The policemen won't stop your car only because he sees you with a woman 7.Your true friends won't dare ask you to have a little of your beloved woman 8.A woman changes her image all the time,but you know that the essence stays the same 9.It's silly to go to the seaside with beer in order to see other beers 10.If you order beer by the phone to your place,there will be no surprise as you are supposed to ask for a definite kind ISN'T IT ENOUGH?:) |
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1. Really. SOmetimes more than 1 friend is needed to satisfy a woman. 2. I don't need info like that when I want to drink beer. 3. I can drink beer in the theather as well 4. It depends on a man 5. :) Oh really? I stink 6. :error Even if it is unbecoming conduct? I don't think so 7. :mad: Of couse they won't. My woman is only mine. The same with my beer. 8. I prefer my woman to stay the same 9. Of course it is silly. It is CLEVER to go to the seaside with beer in order to drink other beers :winkwink: 10. :thumbsup Right you are. I do always order one definite kind of beer. Are you satisfied by my answer? |
wow this is old, <insert timeline pic here>
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