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bausch 02-08-2007 07:01 PM

Does ur accountant know u sell porn?
 
Just wondering... Is it really necessary to tell them or is it irrelevant?

And usually when you do your taxes do you already have all your expenses added up and categorized and give that to your cpa? Or do you just hand over all your receipts and stuff to your cpa and let them add it all up and figure it all out?

Does anyone just give their cpa their accounting software files like Quickbooks or Acelite? Is that acceptable?

Just wondering how other people organize their stuff.

Jace 02-08-2007 07:03 PM

I just walk in and dump a big thing full of reciepts in his lap

and yes, he knows everything we do

Babaganoosh 02-08-2007 07:04 PM

She's never asked. She knows I run websites but has never asked any specifics. I'd be honest with her if she ever did ask.

bausch 02-08-2007 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11885738)
I just walk in and dump a big thing full of reciepts in his lap

and yes, he knows everything we do

I never knew you could do that, although I heard of people dumping receipts like that... Usually I always add it up myself and give it to them, and they would categorize it, like put hosting in "equipment rental" category etc...

In order for your cpa to figure it out by receipts he must know what domain renewals are, or what hosting is... Seems a lot of cpa's don't even know what these are... so I don't see how I can just dump receipts on them without explaining everything...

tony286 02-08-2007 07:06 PM

Yep he is very cool, Ive sent a bunch of people to him

EscortBiz 02-08-2007 07:19 PM

Shy Love is a CPA

Jace 02-08-2007 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11885751)
I never knew you could do that, although I heard of people dumping receipts like that... Usually I always add it up myself and give it to them, and they would categorize it, like put hosting in "equipment rental" category etc...

In order for your cpa to figure it out by receipts he must know what domain renewals are, or what hosting is... Seems a lot of cpa's don't even know what these are... so I don't see how I can just dump receipts on them without explaining everything...

I actually do categorize everything for him, but he knows what all that shit is

xenilk 02-08-2007 07:25 PM

Doesn't know, just dump him receipts. I'd be totally honest if he asked tho like I am to everyone who actually asks me.

bausch 02-08-2007 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xenilk (Post 11885825)
Doesn't know, just dump him receipts. I'd be totally honest if he asked tho like I am to everyone who actually asks me.

You mean you actually dump all your expenses receipts?? What about porn check stubs? Do you just dump those too??

This year I kept all my files in Acelite which is an accounting software thingie. So I added in each and every check stub I received, the amount, company etc plus I have all my expenses in there... I don't know if I should print it out and give it to them in the raw format? Or just give them the figure of it all added up??

The years before that just added it up myself and gave them the figures...

grudgeman 02-08-2007 07:38 PM

cock eater
 
mine just loves to take cock in the ass:)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-08-2007 07:40 PM

Pretty hard for them not to know once they see the receipts for the deductions, if you shoot content, attend shows, etc. as I do.

No big deal...at least I pay my taxes. I'm sure there are some, perhaps many, that do not.

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nico-t 02-08-2007 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grudgeman (Post 11885872)
mine just loves to take cock in the ass:)

:helpme :Oh crap

MandyBlake 02-08-2007 07:45 PM

of course!
it would be difficult to get into the details of the accounting if you weren't open with your accountant.

bausch 02-08-2007 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 11885883)
Pretty hard for them not to know once they see the receipts for the deductions, if you shoot content, attend shows, etc. as I do.

No big deal...at least I pay my taxes. I'm sure there are some, perhaps many, that do not.

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I don't shoot content or go to any shows... but I never showed any cpa my receipts... I usually have all my expenses already added up, and I'll tell them : This much was spent on equipment rental, this much was spent on advertising, this much on computer stuff, this much on internet access, etc...

It never even dawned on me to just give receipts...

DateDoc 02-08-2007 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11885913)
I don't shoot content or go to any shows... but I never showed any cpa my receipts... I usually have all my expenses already added up, and I'll tell them : This much was spent on equipment rental, this much was spent on advertising, this much on computer stuff, this much on internet access, etc...

It never even dawned on me to just give receipts...

u basically did his job for him.....

bausch 02-08-2007 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterPorn (Post 11885934)
u basically did his job for him.....

Yea but if you let your cpa add it all up you still have to explain what is what to him. How will he know what receipt is for hosting, and what is for for advertising. etc... So I would still have to sit there and tell him...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-08-2007 08:01 PM

Actually, I provide my return info categorized, plus the receipts that support my figures organized on both an Excel spreadsheet, and in paper form.

The purpose of the CPA is to have a professional double check my work, to recommend any changes, and to certify the results.

SOP in many businesses...the CPA's work is deductible too.

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bausch 02-08-2007 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 11885962)
Actually, I provide my return info categorized, plus the receipts that support my figures organized on both an Excel spreadsheet, and in paper form.

The purpose of the CPA is to have a professional double check my work, to recommend any changes, and to certify the results.

SOP in many businesses...the CPA's work is deductible too.

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Oh I see. I was hesitant to do this because in my accounting software I entered all checks in by their company names and some are well known adult companies... I'm afraid a cpa will refuse my business if they knew it was porn related.

Madame0120 02-09-2007 06:42 AM

The CPA we used when we owned a computer store, decided she didn't want to work with us in smut, but suggested someone who might fit.

Our new CPA loves us! Could be that he's gay, and loves porn. Go figure.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-09-2007 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11885972)
Oh I see. I was hesitant to do this because in my accounting software I entered all checks in by their company names and some are well known adult companies... I'm afraid a cpa will refuse my business if they knew it was porn related.

CPA's get paid to crunch numbers, provide tax advice, and verify returns, not pass judgement on your legal business.

As if working for corporate defrauders, polluters, war profiteers, shady money launderers, corrupt religious institutions, etc., is somehow better than aiding in preparing tax reports for legally operated adult businesses which harm no one.

Search around, there are plenty of professional accountants out there who will do their best to earn your business...

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Forest 02-09-2007 06:56 AM

my cpa knows exactly what i do that way he is better able to advise me what i can deduct and what i cant

Kimo 02-09-2007 07:12 AM

yeah i told him when i first interviewed him

cpt. insaino 02-09-2007 07:18 AM

bump for you

dirtysouth 02-09-2007 07:20 AM

Absolutely. We talked about it years ago as we were burning a j behind his office. :thumbsup

selena 02-09-2007 07:35 AM

No, but I wouldn't have a major problem with telling her either. If she didn't want the busines, there would be someone else who does.

I have everything totaled and just hand her the information. I am too 'hands on' about my money to do it any other way.

Barefootsies 02-09-2007 07:46 AM

No they do not. They have never asked. I have never told.

I give them my Quickbooks sheet. They do not need my receipts. I have all of them for EVERYTHING I have bought. Both business and personal. So if they ever audit me. Hopefully they have plenty of free time as I can account for every dime.

On receipts.. As they said to me, "We are not the one's who need them. If you are audited, YOU will however".

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Originally Posted by BusterPorn (Post 11885934)
u basically did his job for him.....

True. But I am paying for their signature on my return.

:2 cents:

gornyhuy 02-09-2007 08:11 AM

Noooope.

"Internet Marketing."

gornyhuy 02-09-2007 08:12 AM

I just give them the P&L and balance sheet, they do my taxes and some of my investments and cash account management. Thats about it.

fetishblog 02-09-2007 08:17 AM

Yes, I know that I sell porn. =)

Matilda PP 02-09-2007 08:19 AM

of course he does! And he loves it since I make more money :)

Sosa 02-09-2007 08:20 AM

I break everything down month by month in a excel file and also keep receipts etc for writeoffs. I just go in with my excel printout and hand it to him :)

ElConquistador 02-09-2007 09:07 AM

OHHH not only does he know, he's asked if I could get his daughter a job!!









not really, but that'd make for a great story

Pete-KT 02-09-2007 09:29 AM

ours knows what we do, we give him our quickbooks to go over and a list of our expenses with reciepts

bausch 02-09-2007 09:39 AM

Another question, do you guys usually use your bank statements for receipts (it's itemized and shows the exact charge for expenses) or do you print out receipts... Like for example for hosting co's or domain renewals they will send you an e-mail receipt you can print out... Usually I just use bank statements... Is that good enough?

netmaster 02-09-2007 10:07 AM

they should not care so much what you do other than "internet marketing". just bring in your numbers and your all set. of course it does depend on how big/complex your biz is

mk

Barefootsies 02-09-2007 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11888606)
Another question, do you guys usually use your bank statements for receipts (it's itemized and shows the exact charge for expenses) or do you print out receipts... Like for example for hosting co's or domain renewals they will send you an e-mail receipt you can print out... Usually I just use bank statements... Is that good enough?

You have to print a copy chief. You need a 'receipt'. Any good CPA would tell you this. A bank statement is not enough.

:2 cents:

RSS 02-09-2007 03:59 PM

I have no accountant

Mediachick 02-09-2007 04:03 PM

Our accountant is sitting right next besides me and knows all about what we sell. Hell she even hears the girls moaning in the studios all day long... :1orglaugh

Grisey 02-09-2007 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11885738)
I just walk in and dump a big thing full of reciepts in his lap

and yes, he knows everything we do

I used to do that, but over the last year hes getting me to do it better so it makes his job easier when he comes to do it.

I put all my recipts into an envelope for the month and then go through it and do add it all into excell, he even set it all out in excell for me i just gotta add the numbers.

He knows what i do

jeffrey 02-09-2007 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 11887900)
CPA's get paid to crunch numbers, provide tax advice, and verify returns, not pass judgement on your legal business.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 11887914)
my cpa knows exactly what i do that way he is better able to advise me what i can deduct and what i cant

Exactly!
If your only going to tell two people what you actually do, tell your lawyer and your accountant.

I actually dont know how they would be able to do their job without having enough information to know anyways.

bausch 02-09-2007 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grisey (Post 11890985)
I used to do that, but over the last year hes getting me to do it better so it makes his job easier when he comes to do it.

I put all my recipts into an envelope for the month and then go through it and do add it all into excell, he even set it all out in excell for me i just gotta add the numbers.

He knows what i do

Right now I use Acemoney, I'm just gonna print out the expenses then. I never learned how to use Excell, I don't know how to use it at all :helpme

bausch 02-09-2007 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 11890751)
You have to print a copy chief. You need a 'receipt'. Any good CPA would tell you this. A bank statement is not enough.

:2 cents:

I have all the emails saved up in my inbox, so I can print them out. There's like hundreds and hundreds though. It might take me awhile to do it, I might have to buy new ink to print it all :helpme

Big Red Machine 02-09-2007 04:19 PM

Yeap I gave him some Dvds upon our first meeting....lol

Barefootsies 02-10-2007 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11891050)
I have all the emails saved up in my inbox, so I can print them out. There's like hundreds and hundreds though. It might take me awhile to do it, I might have to buy new ink to print it all :helpme

It's cheaper than butt sex in prison. :winkwink:

If you have thousands, then you can afford a new cartridge(s). :2 cents:

anne 02-10-2007 12:52 PM

We are spoiled our accountant does everything for us. We just drop off bills and receipts and he takes care of it all. And yes he knows what we do. Makes it a lot easier when you are honest.

RawAlex 02-10-2007 12:54 PM

Good accountants don't care what you do. They care about your money, your taxes, and how to save you money and fulfill your government requirements.

:)

PussyTeenies 02-10-2007 01:03 PM

yes he does.. and he knows his shit! :)

Matt 26z 02-10-2007 01:13 PM

I'm the DI type for everything, so no accountant here. I think it comes down to how comfortable you are around the tax forms. Some people can remain calm and pick it up, but others it just makes their head spin.


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