What do you do when you're depressed?
 

And have no access to medication, alcohol, or anything resembling the female anatomy?

:( :(

Exercise, meditation, vegetarian meals ??

go see a doctor, give him 30 buckls and tell him you want Xanax (it should work in your country)

go buy some alcohol

get a hooker

The doctors are old soviet women, in my resident county. They haven't heard of Xanax here yet. (Or anything, really)

It's -20 C, I'm not willing to go and buy alcohol.

I don't understand the hooker thing, not really interested in pleasuring them.

But thanks for the suggestions. I think I'll try the vegetarian diet for a while.

:( I think feeling depressed must be part of the natural cycle of living..

Just cheer up. Depression is for women.

It's either a good sleep or a good wank is all you need. :-)

watch some family guy or comedy movie

:ticking

:thumbsup !! Do you have access to red tea (Pu-erh Tea)?? Try drinking 4 cups daily for a week along with the vegetarian diet... I hope you feel better really soon :)!!

Thanks for the tip :thumbsup , I'll try to find that tea and will also stay away from meat. Hopefully that will also boost my energy too.

depression is a bitch. :(

I go shopping and that works for me.

Same here.. Go buy stuff... That usually cures it.

You need a slump buster!

Awesome :)!! Maybe you should try just a cup of red tea (with honey) and see how you like the taste (some people do, some people don't... some say it's a "ying/yang" thing, whatever)... Dig in a little on the net just in case!!

My best tip for the day is: "exercise"

Cheers CaptainHowdy for the tips. I'll take a cold shower then do some situps too.

I have nothing against vegetarian diets, but it's not going to help you with depression. In fact, it will likely do just the opposite as meat releases those "feel good" endorphins your body naturally produces. Chocolate, exercise, and sex are other natural ways of getting a nice endorphin fix too.:)

Eat chocolates and do some notes..sometimes cry too.

well i would just try to think of something positive to get my self going again. play some good music, have a nice meal. They can help you to get over it.

Work out and then head to bed.

call yours friends, find a nice girlfriend, make a little trip.

i just remind myself that things will never change, all options are closed, life is just a futile cycle of grasping and chasing after goals that will never be ....

and i'm fat poor ugly and stupid.

that tends to snap me out of it.

Smoke lots of drugs .. drink loads of booze ..it'll pass

Sleep and watch comedies.

It depends... what are you depressed about. I fought a huge battle of depression last year.

Try to find a pond, skinny dip, and hope you dont die of hypothermia.
Try beating up a complete stranger and pray you come out victorious,
or just jerk off and stop thinking so much about life.

spend a shit load of money

depression sucks, no doubt. especially when your already depressed, its hard to get motivated to do something like exercise.

play some games or do something challenging to take your mind off it

hope you cheer up