I just bumped into Dr. Ruth
 

I am at the Digital Hollywood conference in NYC and this little lady (I am 6'5" and she looked like a small child next to me) almost bumps into me.

I look down and I hear this little voice say "scuse me" and I see it's Dr. Ruth Westhiemer. LOL

should have gave her a donkey punch

Yea, she is tiny, like 4' 7"

remain calm, paramedics are on the way.

i fucked her.

Did you get a hand job?

At 5 foot nuffin' I spend alotta time saying ...

BEHIND YOU!

Right before I get stepped on!

...and by "bumped" you mean...what?

she used to creep me out when i was really young. :) i think she's awesome now though!