Dear Abby
 

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and, when I confront him, he denies everything.

What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't

even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise
around and bullshit with his buddies while I have to

work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't
even pretend to like me and hints that I may
be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless


Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Actually didn't see that one coming.

Todd do you feel ok? LOL.

hahaha, my pops sent it to me :)

I thought it was funny and I love the clintons and she will make a great president!!! (hopefully)

oh man that's rough

now that's comedy ;)

Very funny!

LOL. Good one. I hope President Hillary (it might only be a question of WHEN not IF) doesn't throw you in jail for that. You might say this kind of shit doesn't happen in America... well, GW Bush and his buddies urinated pretty damn hard on the Constitution so all bets are off.

that's funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh