Haggart proves: Gayness can be cured
 

The good ex-reverend claims to be "cured" of being gay. Does this moron ever stop?

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_5164921

I predicted he was going to do this.

You know, it's not "sexual addiction" when you're in the courts. Every rapist would have a great defense that they couldn't control themselves.

But when a gay redneck priest (not to mention the whole Church organization) is in denial, then it's okay to call it "sexual addiction".

wow...thats ridiculous

But gayness is already a cure. A cure for critically high population levels. :D

what a fag.

here's a link for all those who want to cure their gayness:

http://www.narth.com/

good luck.

He's probably just deeper in the closet now. Under the shoes, maybe!

To prove it, he has to down a viagra, and get thrown into the men's locker room at the nearest college naked. If he pops a chub...he ain't cured.

http://www.sexisforfags.com


"My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime!"

I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge:
1. To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex – which everyone knows is only for fags.

2. To never let any slutty girls peer pressure me into touching their vaginas – because vaginas are totally gay.

3. To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy.

4. To keep my groinal giblets inside my GAP khakis, and to punch those sweaty bits into submission whenever they percolate with desire.

5. To never spill my sacred "dude milk" – unless it is inside of some hot babe who already married me and took my last name.

I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from:

The regret and guilt caused by the disgusting, squishy act of stupid sex, which is basically like going to the toilet from the front side.

Making retard babies out of wedlock, then having to blow my whole allowance on diapers and a stroller instead of XBox games and Snickers.

Catching a brain-rotting STD like "Finger Herpes" from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.

What does this mean?

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

Cured of being gay? WTF? Next thing you know, he'd claim a leopard got cured of its spots.

If he won't, ICQ me for a deal on outsourcing.

These fucking religious fruits just don't know when to stop, do they?

http://www.hetracil.com/ I just use this stuff every day and I'm fine :thumbsup

He isn't even smart enough to take his time on this... he is such a fake that he is in a rush to claim his "cure"... I suspect they only cure he is getting is that his wife has jammed a fucking babeball bat up his ass.