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I've been contemplating this very idea for several weeks now.... except not on my head... on the back of my neck.

Some people are desperate for money.....some of them even go as far as putting a referall to ND in their sig!

Well you must admire his creative thinking skills, and it seems the bid is 100k right now. Not bad.

Hmm...wonder if he'd object to "I love Anal".

b40 how about you lick my....balls?

tatoos? for what you need this?

Okay already I see problem besides the fact this guy is nuts, he states " Put a Permanent Tatoo on my head for 1 year "
permanent=1 year:eek7


Someone needs to get out of the trailer park a little more.

WIth the $ he'll prob get it removed with laser surgery.

you do know that tattoos can be removed with lasers or covered up... right?

because god said so....

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/tats001.jpg

Yeah I have heard that before but dont it cost some big bucks?

it's spendy, but not something that's gonna bankrupt you....

shit.... for $100k.... I'll put a URL on my fuckin' neck for a year.... :glugglug

when I was in college I thought of an idea of a company doing the same and having someone get their entire back tatooed for $100,000 and I would take 20% but i couldnt find anyone who wanted to get it done:)

for $250k, my back is your canvas.
only non-negotiable requirements are, my artist does the artwork, and I have final approval of the design.

AMP - i dont like tatoos if i cant understand what this tatoo mean.

and i think what art tatoo - big shit

nothing personal here
just a my opinion

that's cool tolik.... but I don't care.

did you know they glow in the dark? :glugglug

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/amplitude3.jpg

I'll be damned. He lives an hour away from my hometown, which I'm going to go visit tomorrow. Should I pay him a visit this weekend?

serious rosey.... you find a buyer, hit me up and I'll give you a percentage. Gonna be doing the front/upper chest, neck to midsection here shortly (after I finish up the sleeves), in a kind of techish biomechanical suit sort of thing... similar to what I did in my pic up there.... but my back is still wide open.... and if I canvas the whole thing, I'm damn sure not gonna be able to ever cover it up or remove it, so that's why the price is so high.... it's for life.

lemme know and I'll get my man Circle workin' on it asap. http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif

and if they're wondering.... trust me... this will get massive exposure in numerous magazines, shows, and the number one vacation destination in the world. :Graucho

Fuck, for $100K, I'd be willing to do that. The thing that I wonder is how is that gonna be followed up on ?? The dude could grow his hair back or wear a hat over it, it's not like you're gonna know if you're half way across the US.

make him send weekly pics or something.... some kinda proof...

WTF ??? Look at the guy's feedback, he buys and sells "Cabbage Patch Kids", ha ha ha.

:eek7

damn.... didn't even notice that....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RAM???

Who doesn't?

Blah blah blah -- with the money he'll get...

No one's bid and no one will!

He doesn't have to worry about removal.

look his other bids
http://cgi6.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAP...sort=3&rows=25

I just bought the Besty Wetsy.

Jeez you guys are pussies.

I will get my entire erect penis tattooed for a mere 5 million US.
Please nothing vulgar or distasteful as I reserve the right to reject any offer.
*This offer does not include my scrotum.

For an additional 5 million US, 10 million total, I will get a set of tattoo pants featuring your corporate logo and message. Included with this package will be an [bold] actual [/bold] brand, done by sterile surgical wire, of your logo on my erect penis with accents done by tattoo artistry.

I will walk around with no pants for one year, spreading your corporate message across America, much like the Forrest Gump's famous run in the movie of the same title.

I will also be free to attend your corporate events during this year period. I will even be available for masterbation sessions to show your corporate logo in full glory.

After the year period I will be available for promotional events for an event by event basis for a fee not less than 100,000 US. I reserve the right to reject any event offer.

Please consider my offer it offers quite literally an excellent branding opportunity.

Thanks
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