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GT-Omar 02-04-2007 04:37 AM

Dear Tech support !!!
 
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , soccer 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech


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x-zoom 02-04-2007 04:39 AM

Hahahaha :>

wielco 02-04-2007 04:42 AM

haha nice :)

CuriousToyBoy 02-04-2007 05:19 AM

Oldie, but still brilliant.

;-)

Jace 02-04-2007 05:25 AM

dear omar,

you never answered my email. I am sad. You don't love me anymore

Jace

GT-Omar 02-04-2007 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy (Post 11855890)
Oldie, but still brilliant.

;-)

Thanks brother!! Hope that tooth is feeling better:thumbsup

Violetta 02-04-2007 05:27 AM

hehe... good one

GT-Omar 02-04-2007 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11855903)
dear omar,

you never answered my email. I am sad. You don't love me anymore

Jace


I never received it [email protected] try it again.

Jace 02-04-2007 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revshare-Omar (Post 11855915)
I never received it [email protected] try it again.

sent it friday night, we all met up last night for dinner, was trying to invite you

GT-Omar 02-04-2007 05:34 AM

Dude I swear to god. I never received it. Sorry about that I soooooo want to go out to I've been so busy haven't had time for any fun. Oh btw hit me up on ICQ I want to talk to you about something.

tenderobject 02-04-2007 05:44 AM

lol thats funny!

Klen 02-04-2007 05:46 AM

That's way i sometime bettter to use phone,after all phone is also free.

GT-Omar 02-04-2007 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 11855986)
That's way i sometime bettter to use phone,after all phone is also free.


hehe....:thumbsup

Jace 02-04-2007 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revshare-Omar (Post 11855934)
Dude I swear to god. I never received it. Sorry about that I soooooo want to go out to I've been so busy haven't had time for any fun. Oh btw hit me up on ICQ I want to talk to you about something.

i don't believe you, you just don't love me

GT-Omar 02-04-2007 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11856051)
i don't believe you, you just don't love me

Come here you !!:kisskiss


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