Buy this pimp party boat
 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070203/...arine_donation

Heres a boat you could out in the harbor and not be bothered by anyone, it's simple, start the party and submerge, they can't find you!

stationary? fuck that if i buy it i wanna take it for a spin.

I wonder what the minimum size crew is to run a boat like that?

25 or 30.

Old diesel boat like that, probably 40 members per shift in 3 shifts, a nuke boat from the same time had a crew of around 125, my boat was commissioned a year later, it was a nuke

Great way to avoid noise complaints.

Would be nice for offshore hosting....only need lots of fiber or a sat up and downlink :D