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ER!C L!VE 02-02-2007 01:46 AM
Reporting from Costa Rica - Update: Whores & Salt
 
This place is nuts. The Del Rey Hotel in San Jose is the wild wild west. It has the hottest and largest selection of prostitutes I've ever seen (think Penelope Cruz look-alikes). Any girl can be yours all for the very low, but negotiable price of $100 USD or 40Mil Colones. Once you find yourself a companion, you can take her (or she-he if that's your thing) about 100 meters from the Del Rey to the Asia hotel. The Asia boasts solid concrete floors, questionable bedding and no questions asked for $10 USD/hour. Also, I heard ;) coca goes for $20 USD a gram for pure, uncut, unreal, sticky rocketfuel. You can get this from the cab drivers near the front door of the Del Rey.

On to Jaco... The street kids all offer you coca. The shitty part is that their idea of coca is 95% salt 5% coca. It's in your best interest not to buy from the street kids. Get your party favors from the hookers. Jaco's night life starts around 8:00 at the Beatle Bar. Around 12:00-2AM it's Nacho Daddy's just down the street. Then, from 2-6AM it's Pancho Villas. The working girls are hot, but from what I saw, not as hot as the ones in San Jose.

I just came from Santa Teresa, which is a small surfing villiage on the West side of CR. It's great if you like dreadlocks, hippie communes and surfing mingled with little to no rocketfuel / prostitutes.

Cheers!

Eric

LiveDose 02-02-2007 01:49 AM
I would say, without a doubt we need pics, man!

jay23 02-02-2007 01:52 AM
Dude, bring some pictures back to Phoenix. I am begging you.

Jay

ER!C L!VE 02-02-2007 01:52 AM
I didn't take a camera with me to the bar, but I can show you some sweet pix of me on a bicycle. :thumbsup

martinsc 02-02-2007 01:54 AM
sounds like fun... now how about some pics?

jay23 02-02-2007 01:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ER!C L!VE (Post 11839192)
I didn't take a camera with me to the bar, but I can show you some sweet pix of me on a bicycle. :thumbsup
and the worst part is, I was the one who advice you not to take a camera and get into trouble ...now i am banging my head on a wall.

Jay

jay23 02-02-2007 01:55 AM
Are the chicks better then this fucking-around-and-business-discussion/702029-costa-rican-porn-star-pics.html

Jay

ER!C L!VE 02-02-2007 01:56 AM
If you really want to see me with no girlies, I'll post pix this Sunday when I get back to Phx. :)

ER!C L!VE 02-02-2007 01:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jay23 (Post 11839215)
Yes. I went for the Colombian girls. They're hotter IMO.

jay23 02-02-2007 02:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ER!C L!VE (Post 11839222)
Yes. I went for the Colombian girls. They're hotter IMO.
Son, I need a full report when you get back. I need picturs, prices, maps, contact details etc etc etc. You know me

Jay

SleazyDream 02-02-2007 02:02 AM
sooo much fun their last year

ER!C L!VE 02-02-2007 02:03 AM
haha you'll get the whole scoop. :thumbsup

Vitasoy 02-02-2007 02:23 AM
I need to go there on my next vacation

ER!C L!VE 02-04-2007 09:00 PM
I didn't get any content and don't have any incriminating photos to show you. Instead, here's a photo of me on my pimp ass ride as promised. BTW, All guys ride girl's bikes in CR....it's a trend that hit in Santa Teresa and migrated to Jaco:


http://tenderz.net/closeup2.jpg



...and me hard at play in Jaco. Coca Cola Lite in hand (They don't call it Diet Coke :disgust)

http://tenderz.net/closeup.jpg

jimb 02-04-2007 09:04 PM
Yo, hit us up man, we were just @ the Del Rey about 20 min ago!!!

Jim

WarChild 02-04-2007 09:14 PM
Sigh. The Del Ray girls are not the finest of anything, generally speaking.

Also, $100 is 50,000 colones.

stickyfingerz 02-04-2007 09:28 PM
So you are home now Eric, or you staying till Costa bash?

ER!C L!VE 02-04-2007 09:33 PM
Hey Ryan! I'm home now. I flew out of Liberia on Saturday AM - 1st Class :)

I'm going to skip the Costa Rica bash. I went to CR to take a break from everything work related. If you're going, you'll have a great time!

stickyfingerz 02-04-2007 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ER!C L!VE (Post 11860976)
Hey Ryan! I'm home now. I flew out of Liberia on Saturday AM - 1st Class :)

I'm going to skip the Costa Rica bash. I went to CR to take a break from everything work related. If you're going, you'll have a great time!
Ya Im flying down on the 22nd. I cant wait! :thumbsup

Axzar 02-04-2007 09:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ER!C L!VE (Post 11860791)
BTW, All guys ride girl's bikes in CR....it's a trend that hit in Santa Teresa and migrated to Jaco:


http://tenderz.net/closeup2.jpg
That's pretty funny! Why not right? Exacty, why, do we need to have a steel tube so close to the family jewels. It makes no sense.

Everyone please save tha family jewels, buy a girls bike today!

he-fox 02-04-2007 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ER!C L!VE (Post 11839151)
This place is nuts. The Del Rey Hotel in San Jose is the wild wild west. It has the hottest and largest selection of prostitutes I've ever seen (think Penelope Cruz look-alikes). Any girl can be yours all for the very low, but negotiable price of $100 USD or 40Mil Colones. Once you find yourself a companion, you can take her (or she-he if that's your thing) about 100 meters from the Del Rey to the Asia hotel. The Asia boasts solid concrete floors, questionable bedding and no questions asked for $10 USD/hour. Also, I heard ;) coca goes for $20 USD a gram for pure, uncut, unreal, sticky rocketfuel. You can get this from the cab drivers near the front door of the Del Rey.

On to Jaco... The street kids all offer you coca. The shitty part is that their idea of coca is 95% salt 5% coca. It's in your best interest not to buy from the street kids. Get your party favors from the hookers. Jaco's night life starts around 8:00 at the Beatle Bar. Around 12:00-2AM it's Nacho Daddy's just down the street. Then, from 2-6AM it's Pancho Villas. The working girls are hot, but from what I saw, not as hot as the ones in San Jose.

I just came from Santa Teresa, which is a small surfing villiage on the West side of CR. It's great if you like dreadlocks, hippie communes and surfing mingled with little to no rocketfuel / prostitutes.

Cheers!

Eric
Del Rey hookers are not all Penelope Cruz look-alike. I mean you can find sometimes good looking ones, most of them are average and a nice chunk are really ugly, but come on, Penelope Cruz...:1orglaugh

Antway, it´s a funny and laid back place, glad you enjoyed it:thumbsup

fuzebox 02-04-2007 10:11 PM
:1orglaugh

I love tourists.

ER!C L!VE 02-04-2007 10:12 PM
God, I wish I brought a camera that night:Oh crap My boy was just so jealous.

stickyfingerz 02-04-2007 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ER!C L!VE (Post 11861086)
God, I wish I brought a camera that night:Oh crap My boy was just so jealous.
Ill say one thing, Eric doesnt drink, so cant say he was impaired on his judgment for how a the girl looked. :winkwink:

dissipate 02-04-2007 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 11861081)
:1orglaugh

I love tourists.
I still need to do my shot of tobasco at denny's

Reak AGV 02-04-2007 11:14 PM
$100 hookers sounds fantastic, I wanna move there! :)

joehoya 02-04-2007 11:40 PM
Hey guys, stop paying cien ($100). You're fucking up the economy for the rest of us and wasting money :(. Seriously. Virtually every girl in there will leave for less than $100, usually less than $80. Just try it the next time she qoutes you $100. Tell her no and offer $50 or $60 (if she is super hot). Even with the super hot Colombians, you can get them for $80. And contrary to popular belief, paying more will NOT improve your session with a girl.

RyuLion 02-04-2007 11:46 PM
Damn man! you should've told me..there's a good local bar close by with some nice local Ticas..
You could've stopped by Mexico City also..

RyuLion 02-04-2007 11:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by joehoya (Post 11861387)
Hey guys, stop paying cien ($100). You're fucking up the economy for the rest of us and wasting money :(. Seriously. Virtually every girl in there will leave for less than $100, usually less than $80. Just try it the next time she qoutes you $100. Tell her no and offer $50 or $60 (if she is super hot). Even with the super hot Colombians, you can get them for $80. And contrary to popular belief, paying more will NOT improve your session with a girl.
True that!
This is the fact in a lot of places now..Americans make the price go up..:2 cents:

fuzebox 02-04-2007 11:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by joehoya (Post 11861387)
Hey guys, stop paying cien ($100). You're fucking up the economy for the rest of us and wasting money :(. Seriously. Virtually every girl in there will leave for less than $100, usually less than $80. Just try it the next time she qoutes you $100. Tell her no and offer $50 or $60 (if she is super hot). Even with the super hot Colombians, you can get them for $80. And contrary to popular belief, paying more will NOT improve your session with a girl.
This man speaks the truth.

I've picked up girls at the del for free, but I'm pretty hot so no surprise there.

joehoya 02-05-2007 02:46 AM
On my last trip down I banged this hot little Nica semi-pro with an AMAZING body for free. But considering that she slept over, if I had it to do over again, I would have paid her $40 and kicked her out of my room that night.

Also guys, you won't find a girlfriend at the Del Ray. Well you can, but realize no matter what she says, I or another guy will be fucking her before your plane even takes of from San Jose Airport.

thebossxxx 02-05-2007 03:53 AM
Looks like a lot of fun! Wish I was there..:(

bobby666 02-05-2007 06:55 AM
post some pics of bitches

JayDeeZee 02-05-2007 08:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by joehoya (Post 11861387)
Hey guys, stop paying cien ($100). You're fucking up the economy for the rest of us and wasting money :(. Seriously. Virtually every girl in there will leave for less than $100, usually less than $80. Just try it the next time she qoutes you $100. Tell her no and offer $50 or $60 (if she is super hot). Even with the super hot Colombians, you can get them for $80. And contrary to popular belief, paying more will NOT improve your session with a girl.
I've heard the same thing.

IWantU_Jeff 02-05-2007 12:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 11861418)
This man speaks the truth.

I've picked up girls at the del for free, but I'm pretty hot so no surprise there.
You left that awesome superbowl party to come posting on here??? :upsidedow
CR won, Colts won, I had a good time.... :1orglaugh

I think we left like 15min after you dude.. :1orglaugh


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