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heywood 02-01-2007 09:44 PM

Should I hire an escort?
 
I really want to bang an asian chick. Never have. I have no game with them. I figure the only way for a fat irish guy to fuck a hot asian is to pay for it. Should I hit craigslist and dial one up??

What are your thoughts?

RyuLion 02-01-2007 09:46 PM

I would not even think about it..just do it!

heywood 02-01-2007 09:52 PM

I should probably do it and not tell anyone about it. But take pics!

Spunky 02-01-2007 09:53 PM

Yellow pages has thousands sailor

CaptainHowdy 02-01-2007 09:54 PM

Go ahead :)!

King of Queens 02-01-2007 09:55 PM

Call her up now!

EBORG9 02-01-2007 10:00 PM

Yes, use my referral code so I can make the kick back.
I can have a Vegas girl flow in, and I'll cut you in on the referral fee.

Yes referral fees are legal here in "Boogie Wonderland"

edgeprod 02-01-2007 10:02 PM

I'll slant my eyes and you can bang me in the ass for $15.

Kimo 02-01-2007 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11838251)
I'll slant my eyes and you can bang me in the ass for $15.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bods4Mods 02-02-2007 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11838179)
I should probably do it and not tell anyone about it. But take pics!

Potter is a hot asian chick:thumbsup

mechanicvirus 02-02-2007 12:00 AM

Long Zing Dong

96ukssob 02-02-2007 12:01 AM

There are a lot of hot asian chicks in Cali

Bods4Mods 02-02-2007 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 11838763)
There are a lot of hot asian chicks in Cali

Come to think of it Boss, Jmanx might have a #....:winkwink:

mechanicvirus 02-02-2007 12:03 AM

Big Zing Playa Ya'll On A Role Tonight

Bods4Mods 02-02-2007 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 11838772)
Big Zing Playa Ya'll On A Role Tonight

Hippity Hoppity Jello Pudding POPS :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mechanicvirus 02-02-2007 12:08 AM

Wiggity Wack Smack My Big Booty Back

Vitasoy 02-02-2007 12:09 AM

Head to china town with bling bling

Cory W 02-02-2007 12:12 AM

How much traffic do you have?

I will buy : )

SleazyDream 02-02-2007 12:13 AM

goto asia - north american asians just arn't the same.

philipines is awesome - cheap and they litterally FALL inlove with you.

calibra 02-02-2007 12:16 AM

There is no need to hire an escort for this, just do it :)

SleazyDream 02-02-2007 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory (Post 11838816)
How much traffic do you have?

I will buy : )

renting out the in house stock? lol




sorry bad joke

JD 02-02-2007 12:23 AM

lmao it's like a CFUS family pick nick in this bitch :1orglaugh

georgeyw 02-02-2007 12:39 AM

just hire one - can't see the problem? Bang her brains out then go home and smell your fingers.

Profits of Doom 02-02-2007 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11838251)
I'll slant my eyes and you can bang me in the ass for $15.

SOLD!!! But if I don't hear at least a few "Sucky! Sucky's!" and "Me love you long time's!" I'm not going to be able to keep my wood and it's just going to be uncomfortable for both of us...

Snap3 02-02-2007 06:43 AM

Take pictures :D

TBrown 02-02-2007 07:01 AM

order one for me too !

Adultnet 02-02-2007 07:02 AM

go for this and have fun mate:)

Himuro 02-02-2007 07:26 AM

just go on vacation in an Asian country, no need to pay for it

heywood 02-03-2007 10:34 PM

so what I should do is hire about 3 of em to come over here, at most it will cost me about $600 an hour. To have a foursome with 3 asians. Not too shabby. If I could throw a black girl and a midget in there, I could have some serious circus porn action there.

djroof 02-03-2007 10:39 PM

Try it!!!!!!!!!!!

ae-sc 02-03-2007 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11838251)
I'll slant my eyes and you can bang me in the ass for $15.

Absolutely Terrible :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Do craigslist, people wanna fuck on that thing all the fuckin time

Fap 02-03-2007 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11838130)
Should I hit craigslist and dial one up??

Woah woah woah craigslist has escort services?

ae-sc 02-04-2007 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis (Post 11854209)
Woah woah woah craigslist has escort services?

"Casual Encounters"

Fap 02-04-2007 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ae-sc (Post 11854356)
"Casual Encounters"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
no way

mx8829 02-04-2007 12:44 AM

Filipino girls are awsome I heard. Do tell how it goes LOL

thebossxxx 02-04-2007 01:58 AM

do it it will be a learning experience!

After Shock Media 02-04-2007 02:01 AM

You will just feel horny again in thirty minutes.

CuriousToyBoy 02-04-2007 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11838130)
I really want to bang an asian chick. Never have. I have no game with them. I figure the only way for a fat irish guy to fuck a hot asian is to pay for it. Should I hit craigslist and dial one up??

What are your thoughts?

Try Beautiful Companion.

The escorts there are REAL.

:2 cents:

GT-Omar 02-04-2007 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11838822)

philipines is awesome - cheap and they litterally FALL inlove with you.


Or the prospect of a green card !!

E$_manager 02-04-2007 08:17 AM

Wy not? do it!

Malicious Biz 02-04-2007 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bods4Mods (Post 11838768)
Come to think of it Boss, Jmanx might have a #....:winkwink:

DO NOT HIT UP JMANX FOR AN ASIAN ESCORT HOOK-UP OR YOU WILL END UP WITH SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF THIS:

http://www.ladyboytrannyshemale.com/...0701163310.jpg

" 'she' knows how to treat a man right" he said:mad: :mad:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11838866)
lmao it's like a CFUS family pick nick in this bitch :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's what i was thinking.

heywood 02-05-2007 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11854858)
You will just feel horny again in thirty minutes.

Best reply ever!


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