Does anybody know where I might be able to purchase or rent a giraffe?
 

I'm interested in obtaining one, and riding it around town.

Also, what do giraffes eat, and where can I purcahse their living requirements?

Thank you very much.

Deep throat huh? Rent a hooker instead, they eat less.

As I said in my original post, I am only interested in riding it around town.

First time I have ever heard that one.

I have been to parties back in the day that rented animals, they always came with the trainer, and a guy with a tranq gun. (Miami-90's-Coke-Scarface-nuff said) and even then, I think it was illegal.

I am from Michigan, and I am pretty sure it unlawful to own a Giraffe.
If you do , put a Top Hat on it, and post picks

oh yeah, don't forget the spats, and you should wear some sort of Napolean get up.

Check out Sesame Street.

You won't be able to do that.

Thank you for the tips.

wish you much fun !