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Z 01-31-2007 05:20 PM

I am mortally embarassed for all Americans
 
This is worth watching. I've never doubted the widespread stupidity of people in general and of course, this guy focused on the weakest of the species...but GODDAMN people!??!? :disgust

Some of these questions are easy enough for a 3rd grader and "average" Americans just fucked 'em up one after the other. I've heard more intelligent responses on Jerry Springer. :helpme

madawgz 01-31-2007 05:31 PM

yeah i saw that some time ago, its incredible some of the stuff people dont know

ayne468 01-31-2007 05:33 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MrSmiles25 01-31-2007 05:34 PM

Shut the fuck up. There are stupid people living all over the world. Where do you live so we can nuke you next.

Stupid Ass.

Scott McD 01-31-2007 05:37 PM

Education at it's finest... :1orglaugh

Agent 488 01-31-2007 05:38 PM

explains a lot of the reponses on this board. :1orglaugh

Jace 01-31-2007 05:38 PM

so, america is the only place with stupid people? and I am sure that they only ran across the stupid people, right? or wait, did they maybe edit the smart ones out?

GrouchyAdmin 01-31-2007 05:40 PM

Wow, a pisstake television show brought to you by the same folks as CNNNN, who did exactly the same thing in rural Arkansas years before.

Scott McD 01-31-2007 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11828486)
or wait, did they maybe edit the smart ones out?

Even although they would edit the 'smart' ones out, the dumbness of some people still leaves no excuse :1orglaugh

Quote:

"what is the currency of the United Kingdom ?

"Queen Elizabeth money"
Quote:

"how many sides does a triangle have?"

"there's no sides"

And this is from adults... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

notabook 01-31-2007 05:46 PM

Uh huh. Now how about showing all the people that got those questions right? It's amazing what a little EDITING can do eh?

Scott McD 01-31-2007 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11828533)
Uh huh. Now how about showing all the people that got those questions right?

Why ? Do you think they should be applauded for getting questions a 2 year old would answer correctly right ??

Jace 01-31-2007 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 11828576)
Why ? Do you think they should be applauded for getting questions a 2 year old would answer correctly right ??

I think the point is that they probably had to sift through hours of footage to create that one piece....the people that got those right probably far outweighs the people that got them wrong

Scott McD 01-31-2007 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11828593)
the people that got those right probably far outweighs the people that got them wrong

I should damn hope so... :1orglaugh

It still doesn't defend the idiots who are thick as shit though. Like i say, a 2 year old would know the answers to those questions. So why try and defend them ?

Elli 01-31-2007 06:05 PM

Quick! Name a country that starts with U!

psili 01-31-2007 06:06 PM

There's dumbshits all over the planet.
Stupidity isn't defined by borders - is inherent in the species.

Jace 01-31-2007 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 11828625)
I should damn hope so... :1orglaugh

It still doesn't defend the idiots who are thick as shit though. Like i say, a 2 year old would know the answers to those questions. So why try and defend them ?

oh, i agree, there is no excuse for ignorance

StuartD 01-31-2007 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSmiles25 (Post 11828457)
Shut the fuck up. There are stupid people living all over the world. Where do you live so we can nuke you next.

Stupid Ass.

Hahaha... way to squash that American stereotype with a response that no one ever would have predicted. :1orglaugh

pr0 01-31-2007 06:16 PM

come on z....we both know we could look at someone on the street in any city/country in the world & know whether or not they could answer our questions ahead of time

DWB 01-31-2007 06:17 PM

I'm pretty sure all of those people post here.

Webby 01-31-2007 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 11828648)
Quick! Name a country that starts with U!

Ermmmmm.... Uwhat? *lol*

OK.. It's a comedy show and designed to have people laughing at the stupidity of others and sure does not represent an "average".

But... it's still frightening if you assume the filming to final cut ratio was 10:1 - that suggest around 10% silly replies, but prob more likely to be around 20:1 and with a 5% ratio of idiots - tho questionable that anyone would spend time on a 20:1 ratio - so who knows?

But.. suppose 5% is prob in line that reflected on GFY :winkwink:

Scott McD 01-31-2007 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 11828721)
I'm pretty sure all of those people post here.

Quote:

Shut the fuck up. There are stupid people living all over the world.Where do you live so we can nuke you next.
You could be right... :1orglaugh

pr0 01-31-2007 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby (Post 11828726)
Ermmmmm.... Uwhat? *lol*

OK.. It's a comedy show and designed to have people laughing at the stupidity of others and sure does not represent an "average".

But... it's still frightening if you assume the filming to final cut ratio was 10:1 - that suggest around 10% silly replies, but prob more likely to be around 20:1 and with a 5% ratio of idiots - tho questionable that anyone would spend time on a 20:1 ratio - so who knows?

But.. suppose 5% is prob in line that reflected on GFY :winkwink:


I would say roughly 60% of Americans are idiots. You can find them outside of payday advance stores, walmart, in all of the ghettos, at nascar races & driving domestic made pick up trucks.

Z 01-31-2007 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSmiles25 (Post 11828457)
Shut the fuck up. There are stupid people living all over the world. Where do you live so we can nuke you next.

Stupid Ass.

I'm an American and a disabled vet at that. So, let's use our "inside voice" and save your nuke threats for another day.

Z 01-31-2007 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 11828768)
I would say roughly 60% of Americans are idiots. You can find them outside of payday advance stores, walmart, in all of the ghettos, at nascar races & driving domestic made pick up trucks.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Damned right...

Add bus stations (used here), in front of the white house (used here too) and in times square (also used here).

Webby 01-31-2007 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 11828768)
I would say roughly 60% of Americans are idiots. You can find them outside of payday advance stores, walmart, in all of the ghettos, at nascar races & driving domestic made pick up trucks.

How about extending a little bit more hope for the human race than 60% idiot rate pr0? :1orglaugh

I think I prefer living in a delusional bubble and having some faith left in the human species :winkwink:

nekrom 01-31-2007 06:33 PM

The funniest bit was that every single person believed that the comedian was our aussie prime minister. The comedian being in his 30's and our prime minister being 65+yrs old and all. :)

-N

american pervert 01-31-2007 06:35 PM

You have to remember why they are showing you this- for entertainment.
How much fun would it be to see people get all the answers correct?
So of course they show you the dumbest of the dumb.

GhazAllOva 01-31-2007 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili (Post 11828657)
There's dumbshits all over the planet.
Stupidity isn't defined by borders - is inherent in the species.

Agree, stupid people all over the world. BUT the USA education system is all fucked up, too many dumbasses when we have the ability for far better education. Especially in So Cal, so many failing students it's nuts.

Silly Guy 01-31-2007 06:37 PM

oh noes:1orglaugh

Z 01-31-2007 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 11828710)
come on z....we both know we could look at someone on the street in any city/country in the world & know whether or not they could answer our questions ahead of time

No doubt...in fact, this makes me want to strap on a suit, grab a camera and head to a few foreign countries to put something like this together. Imagine the responses to these questions in the UK, Australia, Ireland and Scotland. Shit, 15 minutes in front of an Irish pub on a Saturday night would yield some priceless footage. With a good wig, a little make up and a convincing security team, I bet I could get 20 people to buy that I'm George W. The mis-labeled map was a useful tool, I bet I could have them pinning "nuke 'em" pins on China and the Hawaiian islands.

But I acknowledged in my opening post that they chose the weakest of the species and represented these people as "average" Americans. The damnable hell of it is that natural selection hasn't kicked in yet to clean out the shallow end of the gene pool. We can just hope the combination of the impending economic crash, global warming, alien abductions and un-educated use of firearms combine to kill of enough of these people to raise the collective IQ a bit.

Pipecrew 01-31-2007 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekrom (Post 11828824)
The funniest bit was that every single person believed that the comedian was our aussie prime minister. The comedian being in his 30's and our prime minister being 65+yrs old and all. :)

-N

Thats because its safe to assume no one gives a fuck about australia.
Still very pathetic that not one person did not have basic knowlege of geography and picking australia as North Korea, Israel etc etc.

sexykat 01-31-2007 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekrom (Post 11828824)
The funniest bit was that every single person believed that the comedian was our aussie prime minister. The comedian being in his 30's and our prime minister being 65+yrs old and all. :)

-N

Ya that was damn funny... and they were taking pics and shit with him :1orglaugh

Agent 488 01-31-2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 11828863)
With a good wig, a little make up and a convincing security team, I bet I could get 20 people to buy that I'm George W.

i doubt it - unfortunately most of the the world knows the clueless mug of that stupid monkey.

Fuckaholelot 01-31-2007 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSmiles25 (Post 11828457)
Shut the fuck up. There are stupid people living all over the world. Where do you live so we can nuke you next.

Stupid Ass.

You just acted like most of the people in the video. STUPID!

Here's a good link for you, nuke head. wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupid

xNetworx 01-31-2007 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSmiles25 (Post 11828457)
Shut the fuck up. There are stupid people living all over the world. Where do you live so we can nuke you next.

Stupid Ass.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I concur

Fuckaholelot 01-31-2007 08:01 PM

And here's a bump for you people, a well deserved one i should add. I fell like bumping this thread endlessly.

Splum 01-31-2007 08:10 PM

What a loving thread in tribute to the greatest country on earth. Thanks for that.

JaneB 01-31-2007 08:25 PM

I hate watching video like that. I do not know how they manage to find so many stupid people. I see them do segments on Jay Leno were they ask people on the street questions. No one knew what the name of the galaxy we live in is and they could not name the vice president. Those are basic questions everyone in the US should know.

Big_Red 01-31-2007 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 11829466)
I hate watching video like that. I do not know how they manage to find so many stupid people. I see them do segments on Jay Leno were they ask people on the street questions. No one knew what the name of the galaxy we live in is and they could not name the vice president. Those are basic questions everyone in the US should know.

ummmm what galaxy do we live in?:upsidedow

he-fox 01-31-2007 08:35 PM

Dumbness is worldwide spreaded. And it´s growing. The ideal consumer, uneducated, dumb and with many credit cards.

BOSS1 01-31-2007 08:45 PM

OK how about this I can go to any country in the world and find people that dont know if the sky is blue....this is so stupid

CDSmith 01-31-2007 08:55 PM

Yes, they sure do manage to find a gaggle of stupid people every time they do one of those impromptu surveys. I hazard a guess one could stand on any streetcorner of any city anywhere and stop passersby randomly and you would come up with a certain % of them being utterly clueless.


Strangely enough though, people from so many countries around the world come to or are sent to the USA to attend their colleges and universities every year. Interesting that the country most laughed at and ridiculed for "stupidity" is also one of the most popular destinations for those seeking higher learning.

Houston we have a conundrum.

TSGlider 01-31-2007 09:05 PM

There's no debating that we have great universities, but our public school system is in a lot of trouble.
Statistically, k through 12, we're behind a lot of other 1st world countries. That's a problem.

borked 01-31-2007 10:49 PM

Shit, that's an awful lot of people who don't know basics.

Yeah, there's editing, but it doesn't look good guys.

The countries of the axis of evil made me laugh "uh, that starts with us". Damn, that guy was on the ball!

JaneB 01-31-2007 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Red (Post 11829477)
ummmm what galaxy do we live in?:upsidedow

Haha you know it is the Milky Way.

Blingbaby 02-01-2007 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 11828377)
This is worth watching. I've never doubted the widespread stupidity of people in general and of course, this guy focused on the weakest of the species...but GODDAMN people!??!? :disgust

Some of these questions are easy enough for a 3rd grader and "average" Americans just fucked 'em up one after the other. I've heard more intelligent responses on Jerry Springer. :helpme

I'm sorry, but you're the moron here: you are basing your 'revelation' on a tv show sample of some 20 ultimate douchebags that you say are representative of a population of 301,066,346? Dude, get a clue!!!

RyuLion 02-01-2007 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 11828813)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Damned right...

Add bus stations (used here), in front of the white house (used here too) and in times square (also used here).

you forgot Starbucks..
OMG! did you guys watch the end? when they said: 'whatever bush says is right".."he's gotta be right he's from Texas"..:1orglaugh

MetaMan 02-01-2007 12:12 AM

There are stupid people from all over the world, and you are also stupid if you argue this point to try to make it sound like americans are not as smart as the rest of the world.

EBORG9 02-01-2007 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 11829466)
I hate watching video like that. I do not know how they manage to find so many stupid people. I see them do segments on Jay Leno were they ask people on the street questions. No one knew what the name of the galaxy we live in is and they could not name the vice president. Those are basic questions everyone in the US should know.

I have not dated a girl that knows the Vice Presidents name in 2 years.

LiveDose 02-01-2007 12:36 AM

All Americans? Um, ok.


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