GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   so, I walk into a grocery store last night... (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=701148)

Rankings 01-30-2007 02:00 PM

so, I walk into a grocery store last night...
 
So, I walk into a grocery store last night to buy some beer. I get to the register and the lady swipes my beer across the scanner thing and asks for my id. I pull it out, hand it to here and she says "Im sorry, I can't sell you this beer". I said "why?" She says " I can smell alcohol on you, and store policy says I can't sell you beer". I stated that I had not had any beer today, thus for me coming in to purchase it.. and that didn't get me anywhere. So, it hit me, i bet my hands smell like beer from carrying it up to the counter... maybe some beer broke and spilled on the box, So, I asked for management.. again, i got no where. Needless to say, I didn't get to buy beer from that store. Not a biggie, but defiantly enough to cause a pissy mood.

That is my sob story for the day. :(

crockett 01-30-2007 02:03 PM

I'm just wondering, was there a Ninja in line behind you?

Agent 488 01-30-2007 02:04 PM

heh i'd never be able to buy beer if that rule was applied around here.

Rankings 01-30-2007 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 11820234)
I'm just wondering, was there a Ninja in line behind you?

maybe, i was so focused on buying my beer, Santa could have been behind me with 3 naked chicks and I would have missed it.

Waveu6410 01-30-2007 02:23 PM

I keep hearing things like this lately and there is no way this is going to stay a free country if it keeps up. :2 cents:

Tom_PM 01-30-2007 02:26 PM

Wow that is really a terrible policy I think. I mean, if a person REALLY has just walked in from work, grabs a case and there's some leakage and they won't sell to you, thats BS.

The same person with a stuffy nose could let someone leave drunk as shit on their way to some fatal accident. Not good policy, not their job either. And I'm no huge fan of drinking.

Ice 01-30-2007 02:26 PM

hahaha that sucks... what store did that to you?

I went to one store near my place and they wouldn't sell to me because they couldn't scan my Florida licence into their machine or some shit.

RyuLion 01-30-2007 02:28 PM

that's a jackass of a lady! I've purchased liquor tons of times wasted beyond my conscious..and I'm talking about the US!
that's never going to happen in MX..:pimp

who 01-30-2007 02:29 PM

Next time tell them you're wearing an alcohol-based aftershave.

The Heron 01-30-2007 02:32 PM

Take a shit on the scanner and tell her to sniff that!

Sosa 01-30-2007 02:34 PM

heh here they don't care as long as you aren't falling over in their shop

pornguy 01-30-2007 02:34 PM

I can understand. People sue anyone and everyone, so they made a policy like that.

madawgz 01-30-2007 02:38 PM

thats pretty fucked up :\

CyberAgeGary 01-30-2007 02:44 PM

The most important question...


What kind of beer were you purchasing?

Pimpin_J 01-30-2007 02:53 PM

No one asked me ever for an ID over here. Its legal at the age of 16. Just like cigs..

MandyBlake 01-30-2007 03:06 PM

that is very interesting.
i've never heard of that rule before.
i could see not selling it if you were obviously drunk, but otherwise....
maybe they're trying to do their part to combat drunk driving.

Rankings 01-30-2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 11820430)
hahaha that sucks... what store did that to you?

I went to one store near my place and they wouldn't sell to me because they couldn't scan my Florida licence into their machine or some shit.

the Safeway in Lincoln

Rankings 01-30-2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LatinCashGary (Post 11820600)
The most important question...


What kind of beer were you purchasing?

budlight my friend.. you know me :thumbsup

Honez 01-30-2007 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LatinCashGary (Post 11820600)
The most important question...


What kind of beer were you purchasing?

Ahhhh, yes. :thumbsup

georgeyw 01-30-2007 03:34 PM

Did you tell the woman that the store would lose alot of money over the coming years because of this?

fuzebox 01-30-2007 04:40 PM

Damn, I'm glad Ralphs didn't enforce a policy like that when I was in LA... A couple of nights I was stumbling around the store knocking shit over in search for more booze :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 01-30-2007 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waveu6410 (Post 11820384)
I keep hearing things like this lately and there is no way this is going to stay a free country if it keeps up. :2 cents:

It is a private company using a policy that it has adopted for it's ow reason. How in the hell does that have anything to do with a free country? Unless of course you think in a free country there should be laws that prevent private businesses from adopting their own policies.

Scott McD 01-30-2007 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 11820477)
Take a shit on the scanner and tell her to sniff that!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rankings 01-30-2007 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 11821521)
Damn, I'm glad Ralphs didn't enforce a policy like that when I was in LA... A couple of nights I was stumbling around the store knocking shit over in search for more booze :1orglaugh

this is something that i do not have the slightest doubt about

VeriSexy 01-30-2007 06:16 PM

that has happen to me a few times :(

illeana 01-30-2007 06:23 PM

That kind of sucks! Sorry to hear, did you try another store? Whenever shit like that happens to me I get on a mission.....

Vendzilla 01-30-2007 06:45 PM

If I'm buying beer, I usually smell like somthing else

germ 01-30-2007 07:17 PM

thats pretty annoying. especially if you hadn't been drinking.

EBORG9 01-30-2007 07:23 PM

Stories like that make me thank God for Vegas.

I have only been cut off, or stopped from drinking 1 time in 14 years, and that was my second night in town.
Reminds me of the time I went out, and didn't drink because I wasn't feeling well and some drunk chick rocked the table and a whole pitcher went into my lap.
I got pulled over and pulled out of the car for suspected DUI.

Pass ed the breath test and the field test, and was let go, but it was a bitch explaining it and sounding credible.

Catalyst 01-30-2007 09:03 PM

Yea.. I am here in vegas..

and I can't remember the last time I was NOT DRUNK and bought beer or something else.

look at these pics from like a week ago..

you can tell we are fucked up drunk.. and the girl was dressed like a hooker.. and no one gave a shit here in vegas..

http://static.flickr.com/161/363935879_b811c2bd7d_b.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/163/363935999_094a8a9667_b.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/135/363936043_c51fdd9da5.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/111/363936114_8d646edd76.jpg

shot in the check stand..
http://static.flickr.com/188/363936245_432abfe7c9.jpg

HeadPimp 01-30-2007 09:24 PM

On one hand, it is their right to not sell you anything.

On the other hand, I would raise a royal shit (as calmly and cooly as possible) about it before I left, and make sure that they knew that I would be telling everyone how much they sucked, and that I would never shop there again.

gecko 01-30-2007 11:11 PM

hate when that happens

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE 01-30-2007 11:21 PM

Can't even buy beer at the Grocery store here... lame.

Rochard 01-30-2007 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2bet (Post 11820293)
maybe, i was so focused on buying my beer, Santa could have been behind me with 3 naked chicks and I would have missed it.

That's sad really.

Fizzgig 01-31-2007 01:00 AM

I'm sorry you didn't get your beer.... but they couldn't sell you any because their beer smelled like beer? That's kind of funny.

notabook 01-31-2007 01:04 AM

Shit, you should have just laid the cash on the counter and walked out with the beer. What the fuck are they going to do?

WWC 01-31-2007 01:14 AM

You should have done a beer run!!! lol

Vitasoy 01-31-2007 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11824056)
Shit, you should have just laid the cash on the counter and walked out with the beer. What the fuck are they going to do?

Call for security to run after you? :upsidedow :winkwink:

notabook 01-31-2007 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy (Post 11824398)
Call for security to run after you? :upsidedow :winkwink:

Hehehe. I dunno if they would, I mean shit you paid for it. If anything were to come up later the woman did do her job by not selling it to you ?willingly?. You just paid for the beer and walked (or maybe in this case.. ran :D) out. Would be funny to see them call up security though about someone who was of legal age and bought a beer :1orglaugh

JohnnyE4A 01-31-2007 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catalyst (Post 11822990)
Yea.. I am here in vegas..

and I can't remember the last time I was NOT DRUNK and bought beer or something else.

look at these pics from like a week ago..

you can tell we are fucked up drunk.. and the girl was dressed like a hooker.. and no one gave a shit here in vegas..

Stella ... nice choice for the beer. But what's the bottle? Belvidere? Goose?

HomerSimpson 01-31-2007 03:59 AM

that sucks

overhere anyone can buy beer :)

_Rush_ 01-31-2007 04:18 AM

I'm not very familiar with "supermarket laws" in the US, but seriously, what's the point? I mean, if you're buying beer, you're going to drink it and then you'll smell like beer. So they won't sell it to you if you already smell like beer?

I mean, I know that this is supposed to stop rampant drunks, but stop and think for a minute. It seems like a retarded way to do it. Imagine you just had one beer. Your breath will smell like beer. They're not going to sell you another one because "one is enough"?

Man, sometimes I just love living in the third world.

E$_manager 01-31-2007 07:01 AM

I only had problem with buying a beer once. i was 24 and had my daughter already and the woman in the shop said i am 16 and didn't want to give it to me.

PussyTeenies 01-31-2007 07:11 AM

well this happend to me

i was in disneypark paris
wanted to buy beer.. was then i believe 28 had a lumberjacks beard..

bitch asks for id.. i show it.. she says nice fake id

-sigh-

cpt. insaino 01-31-2007 07:21 AM

sounds like you life in that hell whole I've heard of called Cali

cpt. insaino 01-31-2007 07:21 AM

sounds like you life in that hell hole I've heard of called Cali


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:39 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123