Ii woke up today by two fucking detectives ringing my bell....fucking popo's!!!!
 

I see the typical crown victoria popo car , i am half asleep

they say who is the owner of the cars outside , i said myself.... i invite them in since they seemed nice....

seems there was a murder of Indian family last week , and in this neighborhood shit like that dont happen ....

so they were nice , asked me my name and all that BS and said someone saw my car driving blablabla which was BS....

anyways it was racial profiling.

I told em have a lovely fucking day and thank you for waking me up... they tried fulling CSI shit , but little did they know i watch that show.

i hate cops

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Juicylinks Da Guido (09:47 AM) : i did it
Juicylinks Da Guido (09:48 AM) : i killed those curry fuckers

I hope the Cialis had worn off when you answered the door, or they would have seen your private eye.

How do you do this? Every morning you wake up and post something funny :) Watching CSI makes you invinsible to the cops.. Watching Ophra would probably put you in the position of asking questions and them into answering them :)

they tried moving in on my turf yo ..... i sent ricko and juan to take care of it

no clue man , fucking pricks woke my ass up , i came down in my wifebeater and sweats, i was half asleep.... they were nice but trying to pull a minf fuck on me with questions

i had nothing too hide so they can bark up the tree all they want

i bet it was the serial killer you saw at your doctor's office. :2 cents:

http://www.nndb.com/people/216/000084961/ed-gein.jpg

that sucks man! hate them popos!

they were just fishing for shit , i take that road daily to starbucks

they are blowing wind up their asses

funny thing is in Nassau County they are the highest paid popo's around the fuckers were wearing really nice outwear and suits....

asswipes

i hate cops too...

Did you send them out with some cookies and milk juicy?

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k , the family lawyer i called earlier today told me "keep your mouth shut , and dont let them in next time"

oops

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i would have loved to hear his commentary after he hung up the phone

R