Truth time -- have you ever been showering with your gf and you peed in the shower...
 

...without her knowing? Maybe while she's shampooing her hair and facing away from you, you decide to drain the weasel the other way and try to get away with it?

Ever been caught? :D


Reason I ask is, a few buddies of mine were over the other week to watch the NFL division finals, and we got to talking, and one of them shared this little gem. He actually made it into sort of a game, where he tries to sneak a whizz past her every time they shower together. So far, according to him, he is 17-0 (as in never been caught)

I can only wait in anticipation of the day she finds out.



I love doing little sneakyshit things around the girlfriend, I think a lot of guys do, but... is this getting carried away or.... is it hilarious? lol

I wait until she gets her turn under the shower, then do it on her leg.

lol..yeah ive done it a few times...as long as your in the back, your good. front might not be so easy though...

lol, ya was caught doing this a few weeks ago.

She likes it when I pee on her

She's probably peeing too and telling her girlfriends she pees in the shower when her boyfriend's in there too and he doesn't know ;)

:thumbsup :pimp

i actually told my ex girlfriend i was gonna pee in the shower, while we were showering together, and when she wasn't looking i pissed on her leg, we laughed about it a few times

I sometimes poop on my girlfriend when she is not looking...It's hilarious

I pissed on my girlfriend in the shower the other day, she didn't realise for 10 seconds! :) (i was peeing right up onto her tits haha)

the question is....is this 17-0 record....complete releases?

did he finish the pee, or did he just scoot a wee by her and call it a score?



Ive done it, and ive been caught...

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Have I told you lately


that I love you?


:D

From what was said, he waits until she starts shampooing her hair, says she always turns away from the water to do it. That's when he makes his move and, whilst standing behind her, lets it fly the other way, down towards the drain. By the time she's ready to rinse her soapy head (her eyes shut) he said he is done the deed and switches places with her so she can rinse.

He said that sometimes all the pee hasn't quite drained and she stands in it for a time while rinsing her hair.


Fuck I can barely type this I'm laughing so hard. :1orglaugh



When you guys got caught, what if anything was the fallout? Were there consequences?

Yes, every time

hahaha

that happend to me once and caught the act so i returned the favor. LOL

i have done that.. and thought i was in the free and clear.

then my gf was like "do you smell pee? what is that?"

:(

It depends on how she feels about it. Chances are she's done it too.
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My gf always does it when we are showering together because I like watching her taking a pee.

My exhusband used to pee on my leg in the shower all the time. For some reason he thought it was hilarious. It was like bathing with Beavis and Butthead.

Broke my nose...

No. But, I used to piss on this big dumb lineman in the shower after football practice all the time... until the coach told him.

I've done in and made sure they've known :)

Can't say I have ever done that.

nice first post

Serious?

Wouldn't she have smelled the piss going by her?
maybe she is peeing too

haha that is hilarious

I think the shampoo's fragrance might serve to block that a bit, I dont' know.

I've honestly never tried this myself with anyone. In the late 90's I was seeing a nurse, lasted about 2 years or so. Was in the shower one day, she was outside the shower standing at the sink, we were getting ready for work. I got some water up my nose from the shower and put my hands up to my face and blew my nose into my hands to clear the water.... and she freaked. Totally bent out of shape, angry, surly, and miserable over what? Nothing.

In light of that I can only imagine, and shudder, over what she'd have done if she caught me peeing. lol

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Yes.....

funny ass thread. yes i've tried it once or twice lol

all the time... my wife doesn't mind...

Right in her mouth.

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I've never peed in front of my girlfriend....

I like to see how long I can pee on her before she notices it's piss on her leg and not the hot water...I have actually had to pee on my own feet to show her that a little pee on your leg/feet is harmless in the shower and is washed off as it hits...the fun for me lies solely in the fact that I'm doing something that she has no idea I'm doing...sometimes, she never even notices and I have about a good 20 second inside laugh

I pee all the time, my boyfriend hated that, at first he was screaming, now he is getting used to it, doesn't mind anymore, it's funny

I used to do it all the time. I kinda got scared off the last time I did it and got caught. We had been out to eat at an Italian restaurant and the garlic made my pee smell terrible. Without thinking about it I let it go. Even though I was aiming right at the drain, the hot shower amplified the stench and I was busted. She wouldn't shower with me for months after that.

Just don't eat asparagus first and you should be safe smell wise ;)

(it's just scary I know these things....living with men and no other women 80% of my life I guess has given me an odd slant on things, lol)

Some very enlightening stuff has surfaced in this thread.

hahahahaha great thread

i guess with the hot water running, she can't tell the difference huh?
lol

this thread deserves a bump

done it several times and never got caught :1orglaugh