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Mr.Right - Banned For Life 01-28-2007 05:30 AM

Who is Lazonby
 
What does he do or is he just another stupid troll here

grumpy 01-28-2007 05:37 AM

who is batts? Does he accomplish anything or is he just a post troll out here?

fr0gman 01-28-2007 05:42 AM

BATTS is my hero.

Klen 01-28-2007 05:43 AM

I have no idea who is lazonby.

Violetta 01-28-2007 06:02 AM

I've seen him around, but know nothing about him!

Dagwolf 01-28-2007 06:04 AM

I have no idea.

gangbangjoe 01-28-2007 06:07 AM

some troll pretending to be cool by flaming everybody and anything



fact: he is a loser

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 01-28-2007 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 11806098)
some troll pretending to be cool by flaming everybody and anything



fact: he is a loser

I thought thats what he was

notabook 01-28-2007 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 11805999)
who is batts? Does he accomplish anything or is he just a post troll out here?

I don't know but he knows some pretty hot cyborgs!


http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8...irls256os5.gif

Dagwolf 01-28-2007 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11806110)
I don't know but he knows some pretty hot cyborgs!


http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8...irls256os5.gif

:1orglaugh
I like it. Could be a new niche.

Lazonby 01-28-2007 06:37 AM

I'm a mainstream man.

My exposure to adult is minimal - more than scottybuzz but less than Lensman.

I hate ass-kissing and am not afraid to piss people off if that's what's required.

The low percentage of my income which comes from adult comes from 'ethical' programs', ones worthy of respect. I have no time for spammers, scammers, ass-kissers, shallow people or dumbasses.

I like GFY because you can pretty much say what you like and it's amusing to point out that some of the adult industry's biggest players are really nothing people. I'm a strong believer in the concept that a person's worth cannot be judged by looking at his bank balance, and that the greatest things in life, such as appreciation of nature and the universe, the protection of freedom and good things, self-improvement and building for the future are free of charge.

I tend to leave people alone if it's apparent that they are generally truthful people who don't engage in ass-kissing.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 01-28-2007 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11806188)
I'm a mainstream man.

My exposure to adult is minimal - more than scottybuzz but less than Lensman.

I hate ass-kissing and am not afraid to piss people off if that's what's required.

The low percentage of my income which comes from adult comes from 'ethical' programs', ones worthy of respect. I have no time for spammers, scammers, ass-kissers, shallow people or dumbasses.

I like GFY because you can pretty much say what you like and it's amusing to point out that some of the adult industry's biggest players are really nothing people. I'm a strong believer in the concept that a person's worth cannot be judged by looking at his bank balance, and that the greatest things in life, such as appreciation of nature and the universe, the protection of freedom and good things, self-improvement and building for the future are free of charge.

I tend to leave people alone if it's apparent that they are generally truthful people who don't engage in ass-kissing.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lazonby 01-28-2007 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts (Post 11806205)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shhhhh, or I'll sick some industry movers and shakers on you.

Pete-KT 01-28-2007 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11806188)
I'm a mainstream man.

My exposure to adult is minimal - more than scottybuzz but less than Lensman.

Thats gotta be the biggest lie i have ever read

Lazonby 01-28-2007 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT (Post 11806230)
Thats gotta be the biggest lie i have ever read

And you base your accusations on.............. nothing.

But it's true that you are one of the souless ass-kissers to be despised.

Pete-KT 01-28-2007 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11806339)
And you base your accusations on.............. nothing.

But it's true that you are one of the souless ass-kissers to be despised.

I guess saying thanks to people is asskissing according to you, WOW your how old?

scottybuzz 01-28-2007 07:54 AM

lazonby your always posting about me, seriously are you obessed or something?

get a girlfriend buddy and if you cant even manage that then get a friend.

k thx

Juicy D. Links 01-28-2007 07:55 AM

Hhe is the million dollar idea guy here is a pic


http://www.juicylinks.com/lazonby.jpg

Juicy D. Links 01-28-2007 07:56 AM

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/571083-million-dollar-opportunity.html

Juicy D. Links 01-28-2007 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 9188398)
Hi all.

I've had an idea for a 'Million Dollar Homepage' type site, but with a twist. It's a pretty damn good twist, even if I do say so myself :) , and I know that the idea will appeal to most if not all of you guys on this board (minus the 90% surfers of course) :winkwink:

I don't want to give away too much info at the moment, so I'll just cut straight to it.

The pixels will cost $0.75 each, with a discount under certain circumstances.

If someone can supply a free 'million dollar script' which is equal to or surpasses the quality and performance of the original, in return you'll get 400 free pixels which will be yours for the duration of the site, which will be at least 5 years, depending of course on it's success.
I know I can get a script for about $35 - $99 but hey, why not get one for free then give the goodwill in return.

If someone can supply free hosting, not only will you get 900 free pixels for the duration of the project (set in stone within a contract), you'll also be able to place a link (same or different) on each page of the site. This link could be back to your hosting company, an affiliate link or to any site of your choice within the terms. Hosting must be in a country with very liberal freedom of speech laws.

And as an added freebie, I'll supply a free 100 pixel advert link for the first two weeks to one month (after which you'll have to pay to keep it if you want it) to anyone who wants one, subject to my approval. All you have to do is post your contact info in this thread. Only rules are that the site you're advertising must be either mainstream or softcore adult (single girl sites would be ideal).

For anyone with a proven history of scamming, please feel free not to post in this thread. You won't be doing any business with me.

About me. Currently I'm an amateur mainstream webmaster from England with a couple of adult projects up my sleeve, with a view to putting them into operation before the end of the year.

As this is my first post, I hope I've complied with the rules of the forum. If not then please email me on freedomadvertising [at] googlemail [dot] com.

Oh, and please don't ask to see my tits. You wouldn't want to see my hairy man-boobs, trust me.

Congratulations in advance to anyone who wants in, and :321GFY



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 01-28-2007 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11806420)
Hhe is the million dollar idea guy here is a pic


http://www.juicylinks.com/lazonby.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i cant believe u posted that a few months ago lazbony

self ownage
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 01-28-2007 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11806420)
Hhe is the million dollar idea guy here is a pic


http://www.juicylinks.com/lazonby.jpg



LORD OF THE RINGS LEADERRRRRRRRR IN BRITAIN

Juicy D. Links 01-28-2007 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11806425)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i cant believe u posted that a few months ago lazbony

self ownage
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

scotty arent you by him? go there and get some interviews with him loll i would pay for your travel expenses

Juicy D. Links 01-28-2007 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11806188)
I'm a mainstream man.

My exposure to adult is minimal - more than scottybuzz but less than Lensman.

I hate ass-kissing and am not afraid to piss people off if that's what's required.

The low percentage of my income which comes from adult comes from 'ethical' programs', ones worthy of respect. I have no time for spammers, scammers, ass-kissers, shallow people or dumbasses.

I like GFY because you can pretty much say what you like and it's amusing to point out that some of the adult industry's biggest players are really nothing people. I'm a strong believer in the concept that a person's worth cannot be judged by looking at his bank balance, and that the greatest things in life, such as appreciation of nature and the universe, the protection of freedom and good things, self-improvement and building for the future are free of charge.

I tend to leave people alone if it's apparent that they are generally truthful people who don't engage in ass-kissing.

MY ASS................... lollllllllllllllllll not too long ago you were asking for people to buy your sig for 100 bucks or so..

who 01-28-2007 08:04 AM

He just wants to be an adult webmaster. I think it's cute.

Pete-KT 01-28-2007 08:28 AM

i think mom took his computer away, he hasnt posted in 15 minutes

Lazonby 01-28-2007 08:57 AM

I've earned more from my 'million dollar idea' than Juicy has in a lifetime.

Lazonby 01-28-2007 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11806432)
MY ASS................... lollllllllllllllllll not too long ago you were asking for people to buy your sig for 100 bucks or so..

I've never offered to sell my sig.

who 01-28-2007 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11806587)
I've earned more from my 'million dollar idea' than Juicy has in a lifetime.

Why do you say such silly things?

Lazonby 01-28-2007 09:00 AM

Juicy got all upset because I was brazen enough to point out that even though Ramos stole from him, Ramos' infulence has soared whereas Juicy's has plumeted. I suppose there's a limit to how interesting a 'I'm feeling hornyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy' thread actually is. Once you've read one, you've read them all.

scottybuzz 01-28-2007 09:04 AM

yes but what makes you feel that you have to be the gfy police? and insult everyone?

your just some lonley nerd who has nothing better to do.

a bit of trolling is cool, but 90% of your post are about how you hate people. what does that say about your charachter?


fucking deadbeat.

Phoenix 01-28-2007 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11806188)
I'm a mainstream man.

My exposure to adult is minimal - more than scottybuzz but less than Lensman.

I hate ass-kissing and am not afraid to piss people off if that's what's required.

The low percentage of my income which comes from adult comes from 'ethical' programs', ones worthy of respect. I have no time for spammers, scammers, ass-kissers, shallow people or dumbasses.

I like GFY because you can pretty much say what you like and it's amusing to point out that some of the adult industry's biggest players are really nothing people. I'm a strong believer in the concept that a person's worth cannot be judged by looking at his bank balance, and that the greatest things in life, such as appreciation of nature and the universe, the protection of freedom and good things, self-improvement and building for the future are free of charge.

I tend to leave people alone if it's apparent that they are generally truthful people who don't engage in ass-kissing.


so you have no real business being on gfy..got it ignore button coming soon

Pete-KT 01-28-2007 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11806587)
I've earned more from my 'million dollar idea' than Juicy has in a lifetime.

Im sure you have, you are a loser with no friends and thats why you hate everyone, Go get a job and some friends then come back. till then go hide in mommies basement

Fizzgig 01-28-2007 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11806587)
I've earned more from my 'million dollar idea' than Juicy has in a lifetime.

Stop bragging!

Alphonso 01-28-2007 11:47 AM

http://www.juicylinks.com/lazonby.jpg
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7997/stupidmy7.jpg

CDSmith 01-28-2007 11:56 AM

He's no sigwhore, I'll give him that.

I've enjoyed some of his posts. When I first saw him on the board I thought he was just another intelle-troll with a bad attitude, but have come to see signs of there being a reasonable person in there.


Let he who is without the odd dipshit post cast the first stone :D

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-28-2007 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11806420)
Hhe is the million dollar idea guy here is a pic


http://www.juicylinks.com/lazonby.jpg

watch out juicy if you don't back off, he'll sick his tiger on you!!

Juicy D. Links 01-28-2007 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11806587)
I've earned more from my 'million dollar idea' than Juicy has in a lifetime.

http://www.nymalegigolos.com/master-pics/biglaugh.gifhttp://www.nymalegigolos.com/master-pics/biglaugh.gif

Webby 01-28-2007 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11806188)
I'm a mainstream man.

My exposure to adult is minimal - more than scottybuzz but less than Lensman.

I hate ass-kissing and am not afraid to piss people off if that's what's required.

The low percentage of my income which comes from adult comes from 'ethical' programs', ones worthy of respect. I have no time for spammers, scammers, ass-kissers, shallow people or dumbasses.

I like GFY because you can pretty much say what you like and it's amusing to point out that some of the adult industry's biggest players are really nothing people. I'm a strong believer in the concept that a person's worth cannot be judged by looking at his bank balance, and that the greatest things in life, such as appreciation of nature and the universe, the protection of freedom and good things, self-improvement and building for the future are free of charge.

I tend to leave people alone if it's apparent that they are generally truthful people who don't engage in ass-kissing.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You got your answer Batts :winkwink:

Translated it means Lazonby has some problems, mainly in the personality area where his perception of reality "needs" to be warped to sustain his own percieved status. He's a very bitter boy is Lazonby - someone/something got to him. Bets on, he's an all-time loser both socially and in any business arena - tho doubt he has any valid business. (His "business" posts are a classic example).

Only my :2 cents:, - sad character with nothing to offer other than troll threads with the constant cliched dialogue - usually about someone/something/the air being "owned". Know a few people in real life like that - they sure are sad and worth avoiding in company - they can hardly have any rational conversation without raising whatever was the source of their "hurt".

Meanwhile Lazonby is Lazonby - we can all profit from his unique business "ideas" :winkwink:


PS Lazonby... seriously, get a grip and a clue and stop trying to claim being something you are not and get over your "infestation". You got a life to lead it's obvious you are not living that now - shred your baggage.

Juicy D. Links 01-28-2007 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby (Post 11807297)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You got your answer Batts :winkwink:

Translated it means Lazonby has some problems, mainly in the personality area where his perception of reality "needs" to be warped to sustain his own percieved status. He's a very bitter boy is Lazonby - someone/something got to him. Bets on, he's an all-time loser both socially and in any business arena - tho doubt he has any valid business. (His "business" posts are a classic example).

Only my :2 cents:, - sad character with nothing to offer other than troll threads with the constant cliched dialogue - usually about someone/something/the air being "owned". Know a few people in real life like that - they sure are sad and worth avoiding in company - they can hardly have any rational conversation without raising whatever was the source of their "hurt".

Meanwhile Lazonby is Lazonby - we can all profit from his unique business "ideas" :winkwink:


PS Lazonby... seriously, get a grip and a clue and stop trying to claim being something you are not and get over your "infestation". You got a life to lead it's obvious you are not living that now - shred your baggage.

Webby always says what i am thinking but in nicer terms hehehhe

Webby 01-28-2007 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11807302)
Webby always says what i am thinking but in nicer terms hehehhe

*lol* The fees start a $600/hour Juicy - and it may take 24 four hour sessions to weed out the "devils" and restore normal personality :winkwink:

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 01-28-2007 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11806420)
Hhe is the million dollar idea guy here is a pic


http://www.juicylinks.com/lazonby.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

northboy 01-28-2007 05:30 PM

cashhhhhh

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 01-28-2007 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by northboy (Post 11808328)
cashhhhhh

What ????

scottybuzz 01-28-2007 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts (Post 11808343)
What ????

i dunno, but it was worth the bump :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 01-29-2007 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11806420)
Hhe is the million dollar idea guy here is a pic


http://www.juicylinks.com/lazonby.jpg

Where did you find this pic juicy ?


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