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BoyAlley 01-27-2007 09:32 AM
WEGCash Ranks #1 On Google: "Lawds Mercy" and "Cripe Mighty"! Powers Of Teh BoyAlley
 
LAWDS MERCY CRIPE MIGHTY!

Congrats to WEGCash for gaining #1 spot on google for two of the most popular phrases ever uttered by a truly gay homosexual! Threads about WEGCash will now be getting mad views!

Lawds Mercy:
http://www.google.com/search?q=lawds+mercy

Cripe Mighty:
http://www.google.com/search?q=cripe+mighty

Do YOU want uber mad ninja SEO placement for threads about YOUR affiliate program too?!?!?! Stay tuned for future sig auctions from Teh BoyAlley!

scottybuzz 01-27-2007 09:35 AM
lol thats pretty impressive. wonder though how many people search for those terms

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11801171)
lol thats pretty impressive. wonder though how many people search for those terms

lots! tons! bunches of bunches of bunches! their servers are going to crash from the massive influxes of traffics that will be coming to them from that thread!

Prepare the clams Ruth, prepare the clams! High tide is a comin!

darksoul 01-27-2007 09:38 AM
wow
huge competition for those keywords
congrats


do you offer SEO services ?

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 11801177)
do you offer SEO services ?
yes, yes I do! I am using the rate card developed by will76 I charge $10,000 min!

Vader 01-27-2007 09:43 AM
Haha thats awesome ...

darksoul 01-27-2007 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11801180)
yes, yes I do! I am using the rate card developed by will76 I charge $10,000 min!
ah, sorry
I don't trust cheap services

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Vader (Post 11801192)
Haha thats awesome ...
Yes it is, this must be why GFY has been running so slow, it can't handle the huge traffics! Hurry hurry TexasDreams, get the server gerbils on speed, they're gonna need it!

StuartD 01-27-2007 09:45 AM
That's awesome, now we'll have all the surfers who search for those terms coming to GFY.

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 11801200)
ah, sorry
I don't trust cheap services
Yes my SEO is very cheap because I use it as a lost leader to gain new clients for my elbow itching services. That is where I make my big monies.....

rotterdammer 01-27-2007 09:47 AM
Wow, thats huge lol... that will bring more leaching surfers to GFY

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 09:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 11801205)
That's awesome, now we'll have all the surfers who search for those terms coming to GFY.

No no, surfers don't search for those words, only incredibly intelligent and successful webmasters that make tons of monies know about them.

darksoul 01-27-2007 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11801209)
Yes my SEO is very cheap because I use it as a lost leader to gain new clients for my elbow itching services. That is where I make my big monies.....
So, how much to scratch my elbows ?

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 09:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 11801232)
So, how much to scratch my elbows ?
That depends on how itchy it is of course! Duh!

darksoul 01-27-2007 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11801234)
That depends on how itchy it is of course! Duh!
do you have any pre-made packages ?
and do you outsource or is this an inhouse service ?

TurboAngel 01-27-2007 09:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11801209)
Yes my SEO is very cheap because I use it as a lost leader to gain new clients for my elbow itching services. That is where I make my big monies.....
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 09:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 11801241)
do you have any pre-made packages ?
No sorry this isn't turnkey elbow itching. That may be something I offer in the future.

Quote:
Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 11801241)
and do you outsource or is this an inhouse service ?
My house or yours, will host or travel!

darksoul 01-27-2007 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11801250)


My house or yours, will host or travel!
gawd, thats ghey
I'm outta here

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 11801264)
gawd, thats ghey
I'm outta here
Fine, fuck you, I hope your elbow itches forevers! :321GFY

darksoul 01-27-2007 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11801284)
Fine, fuck you, I hope your elbow itches forevers! :321GFY
I have an indian outsourced team of elbow scratchers, so that aint gonna happen

Klen 01-27-2007 10:07 AM
Well that is example how good is gfy for SEO.

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 11801293)
I have an indian outsourced team of elbow scratchers, so that aint gonna happen
Just so you know, people from India are #2 in the world when it comes to ashy dermatosis. This may actually lead to increased elbow itchiness for you.

Be sure to properly research before choosing a quality elbow itcher!

darksoul 01-27-2007 10:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11801308)
Just so you know, people from India are #2 in the world when it comes to ashy dermatosis. This may actually lead to increased elbow itchiness for you.

Be sure to properly research before choosing a quality elbow itcher!
well, that might be true
but the people on my team are all winners of the elbow scratching olympics
and so far I'm happy with the results.

Big_Red 01-27-2007 10:16 AM
yeh i type that search in at least twice a day.:thumbsup :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Big_Red (Post 11801326)
yeh i type that search in at least twice a day.:thumbsup :1orglaugh
Yes yes, they are very popular search terms and WEGCash is teh wins!

BoyAlley 01-27-2007 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 11801314)
well, that might be true
but the people on my team are all winners of the elbow scratching olympics
and so far I'm happy with the results.
Damn free trade and open borders all to hell! :Oh crap

Gabriel 01-28-2007 10:07 PM
LOL you're nutz.

SomeCreep 01-28-2007 10:15 PM
:boyalley :boyalley :boyalley


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