cleaning out and checking Junk mail
 

Ok we all work in adult here or atleast most of us do. And because of that by not checking and reading over junk mail many a deal can be lost.

But after checking over my junk mail and look at all my spam today

I feel like I need to use my many new loans that I get with out even needing to ask for them. To buy all the great hourly stocks I keep getting tips on. So I can then buy some Viagra, to make my small limp man hard, and fly over to meet this amazing russian check that keeps emailing me. Oh and maybe i will help out that family with freeing up thier dead fathers money from the bank...