I think the most annoying experience in life is:
 

...Standing in line at the store waiting for some 80 year old fucking woman to write a check. I get these urges to strangle the bitch.

All stores should stop taking personal checks. :2 cents:

no it's worse when they are using the ATM.

I'll second that motion.

I cut in front of some old bitch at an ATM a few weeks ago. No lie.



I'm going to hell anyway so...

What is worse is the idiots at the automatic checkout, the entire point of the auto checkout is to avoid these people.

they spend like 5 minutes trying to scan a single product. then another 5 minutes figuring out how to pay, it is beyond annoying.

When you shop at 2 or 3 am like me, it's mostly just employees and single men who pay cash and dont chat, heh. Zoom.

Ah,,,that is terible.....

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ok that was so true it was funny as fuck.

reminds me of my dad (lives in the usa), when i go visit him and we go shopping late ass at night he is in and out in minutes.

we dont have 24 hours grocery here which sucks or i would avoid everyone.

I agree with you on that one, nothing worse than that

That's when I tend to shop, thank got we have 24 hour everything here.


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no,the worst thing is when old mamas start to count the money to pay....5 minutes minimum. there should be a retired line in the stores:1orglaugh

Yes, a woman in a ATM is like a woman driving a car. Wrong place.

what bout the dmv?

is jimthefiend gonna have to choke a bitch?

and I agree that is annoying as hell. actually being behind an 80 year old doing anything is basically the worst place you can be. But at the same time, we'll all be there at some point too so I guess it's best to be patient.

oh, anyone ever try to return something at IKEA? I was there the other day and I waited at least 20 minutes to talk to a guy about exchanging some damaged goods. The guy then sent another perosn into the warehouse to get my stuff. After 10 minutes of waiting for the guy to come back i was getting restless and asked if i could just go and get what I needed and come back as it would have taken me under 1 minute to get what I wanted. But, apparently that's not policy. After 15 minutes the guy at the desk went into the back (seeing that I was obviously really pissed at the shitty and slow service) and got the pieces i needed and I was gone. Just out of curiosity I went into the warehouse on my way out to see if I could find the guy that was supposed to be bringing my stuff and he was nowhere to be found. How retarded is that? Stupid IKEA, does anyone even like that place, or do we all just shop there because it's cheap?

You know what's worse? Its when the same type of granny is handing a fucking 25 cents off coupon for toilet paper that is like 3 years old and is arguing with the cashier that she MUST have the discount even though the damn thing is obviously expired.

Makes me wanna tell her to leave the damn TP and wipe her ass with the damn coupons :mad:

We shop in the middle of the night and never on Wednesdays.


Wednesdays is 'old folks' day at our local supermarkets. The busses come to take them shopping. Someone somewhere gave me the idea that old people are polite. They AREN'T. They will butt in line, talk through movies, let doors slam in your face.. no manners.

(except for my gramma. she's proper).

Sometimes the life itself is kinda annoying experience...

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It pisses me off more than more stores have not added that new register feature where you just sign the check and it prints everything for you.

I hate it when I go through the drive thru at a number of places and the person that takes your order does not speak English at all. I have had that happen a few times the last couple of months. Why would you put a non english speaker on the drive thru?

My bitch is when I stop at a convenience store to grab a quick pack of smokes and get stuck behind some idiot for 5 minutes buying a bunch of Lotto tickets.

that happend to me at the grocery store the other day. she was checking about 100 tickets. I was going to kill her.

So true, so annoying. Every month the day everyones rent is due, I need to go and take care of something in my bank, and join a massive que of 60+ people who still go to the bank to pay their bills... Of course you can't excpect everyone to have a computer and internet at their house, but there are free internet connections everywhere - the library, even the bank, and there are people who's job it is to teach you how to use them, but noooooo... these guys just insist on having to see the nice ladies at the bank and have a little chat while they're paying their monthly bills. Banks around here have even started to charge you like 6 dollars per bill if you have it done manually at the counter to prevent this madness, but there seems to be no helping these people. Blah.

I think the most annoying experience in life is:

Watching Jim the Fiend come up with useless threads to spam his siggy.

Those automatic checkouts are just taking off over here.

You can imagine how great it is just now, with queues of people fucking clueless as to how to scan and pay for an item. If it's so difficult, why not just use the normal checkouts with the staff at them ?? :disgust

Hah yea the expired coupons are the funniest, especially when I'm in the other line and I can overhear the granny bitchin at the cashier about taking the coupon.

Sometimes I feel bad for grannies like that. Once I even bought her groceries cause she couldn't afford them without the coupons. Poor lil hag.

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"retired line" - would be degrading a bit

Anyway, once they were young too

When I was about 14 years old or so, I was at a football game with my father. We left our seat right as halftime started and walked down the steps to some port-o-cans. He gave me some advice that day as we got in line to take a piss, and I'd have to say the man was genius...

As we were picking a line to stand in for one of the ten or so pissers he said, "Son, don't ever get into a line with kids or old people."

When you shit, its really messy, you're in a hurry, and you are out of TP.

That ranks high on my list.

I hear ya.. especially the ones who give exact change and are slow as hell doing it.. and then checking the recipe to see if there was any errors and doing it one by one

Shit, I got in line behind an old bitch a week or so at the grocery store, and I seriously and literally almost slapped the shit out of her. The whole time the kid running the register is scanning her shit, she is checking the prices and busting his ass. Then it comes down to a bag of oranges and the fur started to fly.

She goes off how they are supposed to be $1.50 not $3.00 and starts tearing into the kid. He calmly explained (about three or four times) that they weren't on sale for half price, but 'buy one, get one free'. He finally goes back and talks the produce manager that had supposedly told this lady that they were half off (yeah right) and the kid comes back and tells her that the store will give them to her for $1.50 because of the misunderstanding.

What does she do? Smile and say thanks? Nooooooo... She pitches a ninny and makes the kid call the manager, and void the whole transaction so someone else can ring her up.

I was audibly cussing at her by this point, along with the ten other people in line with me.

Respect your elders!
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Just remember, someday that 80-year-old woman will be you. If you get a sex change and don't get hit by a bus first.

i love when they search through their purse when paying in supermarkets

[old granny voice] AAHH maybe i can pay it all in pennies [/ old granny voice]