Define your Perversions ~*~
 

Now that we've been educated on the wonderful world of Shrimping (thanks Kman :winkwink: )... I think the creative minds that peruse GFY (okay, sick minds) can cum up with some wacked out sexual definitions of their own. Follow the lead at the Glossary of Perversion and let's see what obscenities can ensue.

I'll start things off with this one I made up:
Baby Rodeo: (for the ladies) When riding your partner who's about to blow his load, give some good pounding strokes and when he's at the point of no return scream out 'Let's make a baby!'. See how long you can hold on, while he tries to throw you off his erupting cock. One night stands should only be considered for the more advanced rider.

~Okay, Your Turn!~

perv :winkwink:

Here is a sick minded one. No offense....

Get a girl, amputate her arms/legs. Put her in a briefcase, and carry her around as a personal pocket pussy. What is she gonna do? Kick you and slap you?

Beat that :)

ok this is hard to discribe but you know when a girl has a perfect ass and you get that nice crease where her thigh meets her ass well put her thighs together and where the creases meet it makes a bowl and I like to make things in that bowl like hot fudge sundays and eat it with no hands

Chauncy you are So Cool ~ That's crazy creative!
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to bad I haven't come up with a cool name for it

Hot Ass Bowl?

Fudge Pussy Sundae.

LOL... I love it Cheshire. Thanks for the laugh. I'm going to have to think of one for you. :thumbsup

a bananal split?

Thats almost better than Taco Bell Anal Sex Revenge.

yeah Cherry thats the winner LOL

Whassat?

Hmmm... I'm thinking...

Quick Draw McGraw

While recieving head on the couch you slyly grab the TV remote and hit Power and then Mute fast enough not to give away the fact your watching TV while getting a blowjob.

Do most guys have the dexterity to do that while getting head? Much less the frame of mind? :tongue:

I'm trying my damndest but I just can't think of anything to beat that baby rodeo. That just rocks.

Only if its a football game..

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ouch

That's evidence of a naughty penis.

I'm suddenly in a lot of pain, horrific pain.

OMG!!

Please stop quoting Cherrylula.

i have 1 of those

Good thing they dont make that in really huge sizes or I would be in trouble.:1orglaugh

Please stop.

ahahahaha cool thread!

you already know mine


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