Top 10 Tips For Costa Rican Strip Clubs
 

Here are 10 tips for an awesome evening at a Costa Rican strip club!

- Look out for tampon strings before getting a lapdance.
- Sometimes there's a body that you just can't resist: always bring a paper bag.
- Don't drink the water. There's plenty of alcohol to go around.
- Touching is mandatory, don't forget it.
- There's no sex in the champagne room. Fortunately in Costa Rica, there is no champagne room.
- Go for the silent girls. The more English they speak, the more they cost.
- Want a girl without a kid? Tough shit.
- Check the neck. Nothing will spoil your trip more than a guy that knows how to tuck.
- Blowjobs are better in private - watch out for JFK!

And the #1 tip...
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Sounds great Viki!

I hear Chio is into that, so if anyone spots a girl that meets that criteria, send her Chios way. :)

Oh IM there! And Viki you are picking out my lapdance girls for me. :winkwink: :thumbsup

Every single dirtbag under 20 in Costa Rica has a kid

Over 20?

2+

LOL, i didn't know he was that kinky but i'm sure we can find him one:winkwink:

stickyfingerz, viki knows you like the ladyboys and there's plenty of them for you ;)

LOL.

Who do I have to suck to get a lappy from Andrew?

hahahaha. those are awesome. i will keep those in mind when i am getting dances there.

the one that i always look for is a tree between the legs. ROFL

Hent is in high demand this year. I'll put you on the list! :thumbsup

Enjoyed the hell out of it last year, and im going to Enjoy the hell out of it this year!

I use that rule anyway even when i'm not in strip clubs... :1orglaugh

HAHA Laugh it up ASSHOLE!
























Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

:upsidedow :upsidedow Is this because of the penis touching thing.. :Oh crap I even cupped your balls and this is how you treat me? :disgust :1orglaugh

sounds fun

good tips, I'll keep that in mind in my next trip down there

haha awesome, see you guys there!

I hope you guys will keep that in your room.:Oh crap

I also suggest staying away from the Jacuzzi Suite....

Jim

can't wait :thumbsup

I'll keep those in mind.

I drink the water all the time!....wait....I live here. :)


Can't wait to see everyone at the CR bash. I'll be speaking on the "Pros and Cons of offshore content" discussion panel.

We are definitely going to have a good time!:winkwink:

wow great!!!!!!!!!

Rule #11...if there's a pregnant girl on the floor, just find Z and make the intro. Failure to do so will guarantee pregnant girl cock blockage.

:thumbsup to RealSexCash and Badoink!

some nice infos, thanks

ensuing debauchery.

Can't wait.