I need some money
 

I'm saving up for a nikon d80 camera, but my funds are running low, and at this rate it will take a few months for me to acquire the required money to buy the camera. So, I'm hoping I can do a lot of work to get a lot of money together, so I can buy the camera, and be all happy and such.

The camera costs about $1250, and I currently have about $200. That's a grand canyon sized gap, and to fill this gap I'm willing to provide the following service to you, joe pornographer.

• Apache 1.3.x - Troubleshooting and Configuration on both standalone, and cpanel platforms
• PHP 4.x, 5.1, and 5.2 - configuration, and some aspects of coding
• MySQL 4.0, and 4.1 - configuration, and scripting
• Exim - troubleshooting, and some aspects of configuration
• Postfix - Beginner level configuration, just started using it on my own mail server
• Bind 9 / General DNS - configuration, and troubleshooting issues against both local and remote servers
• Random cPanel problems - I've worked many cpanel operating webhosting companies, and have become very familiar with all sorts of problems. If you are having any trouble with your server, I can probably fix it.
• What the fuck is going on? - I can usually figure out problems just by checking server variables, and error log files.

I'm good with both Linux, and FreeBSD servers. I recently started working on windows platforms, and have managed installation of php and mysql with Microsoft IIS as the primary httpd. I wouldn't have any trouble installing apache if that is what you prefer.

I can work with or without a control panel. If you recently purchased a server that didn't come with a control panel, i can definitely help get your website up and running. I'm more knowledgeable in working with freebsd on cp-less servers though.

My rates are very flexible, often as low as only $25. Paypal is my preferred payment method.

you know i you work for a month or two at a 9-5 you can get that camera if you really wanted, just a suggestion

There are no tech jobs in my town.

He wants to work online like the rest of us.

I vouch for his work. Your mileage may vary.

I drive a garbage truck to earn money for my gear.

Who said anything about tech jobs?

McDonald's is a remarkably easy and responsibility-free job. I've done it before. Hell, I bet the vast majority of people on here have worked in fast food at one point.

Good way to make a quick buck.

bump for mlove
good luck


PS: I have D50 now and I'd also like to upgrade to D80
Nikon RULEZ!

You just made me spit every where! You better get your ass over and help me clean up.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

don't we all!
good luck!
here's a bump for ya.

:1orglaugh :Oh crap :Oh crap :1orglaugh

i seriously hope noone pays this twat and he actully has to save up like the rest of us humans.

im shaking my head in disbelief.

Wanna earn 20 bucks the hard way?

I'm just trying to make some extra cash by doing some extra work. What's wrong with that? It's not like I'm asking for a donation.

bump for u :thumbsup

Minimum Wage is up! So, fast food is a sure way to your goal. Or you could just join our affiliate program. :)

because he asked if anyone needed his services? this is supposedly a business forum. maybe you should read the thread before you reply.

I'm sure you'll find a job. Good choice of a camera, btw.

I hear that pays good wages, actually.

I like his approach and think one of you loaded guys (and I DON'T mean drunk) should give the kid a shot!

From some of the shit I've seen out here, some of you guys could use him!

I would hire him, but I work on the adult video side, which of course means I have NO money!

Isnt it funny how all these guys jump on people who want easy money.. then jump on the ones who say they're willing to work?

I guess the real crime on GFY is admitting that you're not rich. :1orglaugh

I can't believe the ignorance in this thread. Did anyone read his post beyond the subject line? Fuckin RETARDS. He's not asking for money, he's asking for work. Yes, that's so wrong. Go get a job at McDonald's :1orglaugh OMG this is sad.

Here's a bump for people that can read.

I am still satisfied with my goold old olympus camera.Maybe it has very little megapixels but still it work fine.

yah, you would be surprised how much they make. the guy that lived at my place used to be a garbage man. one of their w2 forms came to my house by accident and the form slipped out of the envelope and the guy was pushing $60k a year. This is Indiana too where incomes are like a fraction of what you would find throughout the world.

Yo.. I want some money too, only I wont give you anything in return for it... hit me up if interested...


Good luck on some work for you and enjoy the camera when you get it.

Need money eh? Can you tongue na asshole worth a damn? :winkwink:

supermarket :)

Who's got time to read when they're making 30 posts a day for $2.25?

I already have an online job, it just doesn't pay a lot, and I was hoping to make the money faster. I guess I'll just have to save up for a while. Thanks to those who actually bothered to read the original post. For all the others, this link might help.

Get into salad tossing, and call BoyAlley. :winkwink:

post yourself another thread with a different title like "coder, server tech, blah, blah, xyz for hire..."

the people who need you will find you easier and I think you'll have better luck

WTF are you talking about? Everyone is 7% dumber for having read your post.

how much would you charge to install a link directory script on a mainstream site? Database is already set up, just need the PHP script installed now

email me at: born2blog [at] gmail [dot] com with your price

Good luck to you.

Good luck in achieving your goal.

You need much more money...

Actualy 15% will be more accurate.