I fucked up my Central Vacuum System yo...
 

my fucking paper shredder tipped over ....well i kinda kicked it actually....

so me like a fucking moron used the central vac to suck the stuff up...

then i lost suction on one end... now the prick is coming tomorrow to fix the "clog" and will prob assrape me on the repair

yeah i checked the other outlets and they have strong suction (i tested it on my penis) just one outlet is fuxo3rd :( :( :( :( :(

so what did you use to narrow the gap down from the hose to your penis?

Just run a fish tape though that outlet carefully.

That's good advice.

I recall when I was about 12, when I used the vacuum cleaner to suck me off.

I stopped it when my mother starting complaining when changing the dust bags that there was a strange substance in there. She was looking around the carpet to see what strange substance the vacuum cleaner could have picked up. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh