FACT: Most women have no clue how to suck cock
 

That's why God made Trannys. :pimp

But seriously, how many times have you had a chick nobbin on you and all you can think about is "hurry up and fuck me, your head sucks."

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been there.... horrible situation cuz i enjoy head so much :Oh crap

The struggle is in overcoming your civility and letting her know. :)

Oh like most guys have any fucking clue what they are doing when they go down on a chick.

you just gotta take the time to train her.

One day they'll figure out a way to wire brains so she feels what we feel. We'll also feel what she feels and realise we're missing out on a heck of a lot.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh You speak as if I would put one of those fleshy, smelly, roast beef curtain things anywhere near my lips. Pure comedy. That's why God created vibrators.

I do! I'm famous ;)

thats why women need to watch more porn - not like we haven't given them the ability to learn

True. In my case I was a virgin and never touched a cock in my life before I met hubby. He trained me to suck his cock just the way he liked it. I was scared to death I was going to be crap at it, but two years later I'm VERY confident; now he prefers my blowjobs over sex. Or I might just be crap at sex lol.

A good teacher is a must, but you need to be a good student aswell - enthusiasm and a strong desire to be the best helps a lot :winkwink:

Nah. To me all porn blowjobs look the same, in, out, in, out... You can't see the important part - what they do with their tongues, how hard they suck it at which point etc. It does get you started if you don't know the basics though.

Most man have no idea how to pleasure woman , and sleeping with tranny is disgusting for me ( yes i am from monastery)

LMFAO....and again your so right lady...:1orglaugh

On the other hand....

Never trust a girl who gave you the best blowjob you've ever had in your life.

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I agree that most girls have no clue what they are doing when giving a blowjob.

Then teach them as you go. they will appreciate it if you do it right.

Everyone should take the time to train his or her self on how to give good head. And everyone should know how to say WTF r u doing ? in a polite and nice way.

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Yeah I think a lot of the ladies on here can relate to that. We think the same thing when we are getting fucked, when will it be over. It amazes me how many guys actually think they are good in bed, but they really suck.

If all women were equal, some of us wouldn't be so popular.
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I woke up from a deep (drunken) sleep to find a female chewing on the end of it once - It was in plaster for a week - Its not a piece of Bubble Gum for fuck sakes!

The problem is that guys care if they are good or not. If they would just get in there and get theirs, and not have an ego about it, Man as a species would be much further along on the evolutionary ladder.

Do you think a Lion thinks he is good when he mounts his mate? Hell no, he is a fucking Lion, he humps, dumps and moves on. That is what the king of the jungle is supposed to do!

Keep a copy of the February 2007 Cosmo on your nightstand.

If you're smart, you'll buy a few copies of it so you are stacked deep when the girls start to steal it.

On a RAW level, you're dead nuts on right there. :thumbsup

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I guess I've been lucky, because I've only had a few spazz blowjobs in my life. They funny thing was that the bad ones were done by "good girls", who had little experience giving head - so I made sure that when it was time to cum, I wouldn't let them pull away, and I blew the load down their throats (I'm pretty sure that was the first time that ever happened to them).

Nothing quite like looking down at a girl who has those "your gonna pull out, right" eyes, when she suddenly realizes that you are shooting gobs of jizz into her mouth. Priceless...

Anyway, I pretty much didn't care since I knew I was not going to see them again anyway.

I guess I should feel lucky that I didn't get my dick chomped off...

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Now aren't you a classy guy? :D

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One of the best skits ever!!!

More women need to be like you. :winkwink:

I missed this one.

A good woman you are. :thumbsup

that only works because female lions don't talk to each other.

LOL!! EW!
I just think you haven't met the right chick!

You are 100 percent correct. :)

Please tell me you are joking? If men just got in there to get theirs, and did not even try to please the lady, he would never get it again. Women talk about sex experiences with each other. We tell details and names.

We are humans, not lions. Animals have sex just to reproduce. Humans have sex not only to reproduce but also because we love to do it. You should appreciate getting your dick sucked at all.

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Like anything in life if you don't like what you got.. then you should have said something...

Now watch a video on spiders on drugs and forget you ever cpmplained about getting head...

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?doc...01437706176785

and as for tranny's giving better head .. you can keep them I like my tits with out a side of beef...

Stay on topic here. We're talking about blow jobs.