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Offering Consulting Work: From Just $3,000 To Charity

Teh BoyAlley Consulting Services And Lecture Series

If will76 can do it:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=698428

And JimTheFiend can do it:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=698505

I can do it:

For just a $3,000 donation to the non-profit charity of my choice, you too can learn the secrets of Blubber Cunts and Prolapses, while at the same time discovering how David Copperfield and Bearded Clams can help you brand your program and get a bigger piece of the affiliate traffic pie.*

* For an additional $500 donation, I'll throw in my prized lecture: "This thread makes my elbow itch."

Are you a big spender? For just a $5,000 donation you get everything listed above, PLUS everything you'd get from both will76 and JimTheFiend's consulting package:

From Will76's lecture: I will teach you how to bitch about Zango in a non-stop, nearly obsessive compulsive fashion, while at the same time, accomplishing absolutely nothing positive for your program or the industry!

From JimTheFiend's lecture: I will show you how to leverage trailer parks and camping trips to help your program relate to your affiliates better. AND I'll teach you techniques that will allow you to convince business partners that the mud puddle in your back yard is an actual private lake suitable for fishing!

It takes skills, it takes skills, and I can teach you!

Jesus christ will76 nailed it right on the head :1orglaugh

I wanted to reply something funny but since I'm tired I could come up only with my elbow itches....

Dude, what do you even do besides selling your sig?

Aren't you a newbie in this industry?

Hello ..looking yellow :) :)

who else is tired of this crap?

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Originally Posted by tranza (Post 11776243)

Dude, what do you even do besides selling your sig?

Aren't you a newbie in this industry?

1. Yes, I'm a newbie in this industry.

2. I don't sell my sig, I've never made a penny off of it. 100% of what my sig has made has gone to charities (nearly $25,000 in the last 6 months).

3. I own AlleyBucks. It's a relatively small little program, but it gives me something to tinker with.

Does this mean you don't want to learn the secrets of Blubber Cunts and Prolapses from me?

You just proved you're an idiot.

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11776227)

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

2. I don't sell my sig, I've never made a penny off of it. 100% of what my sig has made has gone to charities (nearly $25,000 in the last 6 months).

Hmmmm... You do sell your sig. You may not keep the profits from the sale but without some sort of sale, there would be no money to donate.

A whore who donates all her earnings to the church is still a whore. :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 11776716)

A whore who donates all her earnings to the church is still a whore. :thumbsup

Oooh being called a whore makes me all hot and bothered........ :winkwink:

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 11776684)

Do I get a cut?

No, you don't get a cut. Not a penny. I took a course from Island Dollars called "How To Fuck Over Your Friends And Business Associates For Fun And Profit".

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11776734)

Oooh being called a whore makes me all hot and bothered........ :winkwink:

I didn't call you a whore. But if the shoe fits, wear it. You are a sigwhore. so?? Be proud of it. Wear it as proudly as you wear your rainbow tutu.

If you are going to do something, always strive to be the best at it. And you have pretty much sewn up the title of best sigwhore of the decade thus far :thumbsup