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starpimps 01-21-2007 03:06 AM

i said no to sex today...
 
...and she fuckin tweaked on me and now im the bad guy some how. wtf.

next time i ask/force myself onto for sex and i get a no, ima tweak and make the other person feel like an asshole.

ps-this girl isnt even my gf, just seeing her here and there :winkwink:

usually id say yes but i was so god damn tired today..still am.

BAKO 01-21-2007 03:07 AM

Send her to me and I'll make sure she gets some ;)

HomeFry 01-21-2007 03:15 AM

whore



*8chars

gangbangjoe 01-21-2007 03:22 AM

if a girl says "no" to sex it is ok (i usually just aks her again 15minutes later and she agrees)

but if you say "NO" to sex as a man there are so many possible answers:


"YOU ARE GAY" "YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE" "YOU HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER ONE"



it is hard being a man

HomeFry 01-21-2007 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 11764079)
if a girl says "no" to sex it is ok (i usually just aks her again 15minutes later and she agrees)

but if you say "NO" to sex as a man there are so many possible answers:


"YOU ARE GAY" "YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE" "YOU HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER ONE"



it is hard being a man

That's because a woman's vagina is her ATM machine. She gets what she wants with it, when she wants it. If you put your ATM card into an ATM Machine and asked for $100.00, and it gave the message "NO, I don't feel like it", you'd be pissed too.

When most women have sex, it's because they are trying to butter up their man for something later. Whether, it's new blankets, new shoes, a dress, a movie, a nice dinner... something in the near future is what she's banking on.

When a man has sex with a woman, it's to blow a nut, and enjoy himself. See the difference?

gangbangjoe 01-21-2007 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeFry (Post 11764085)
That's because a woman's vagina is her ATM machine. She gets what she wants with it, when she wants it. If you put your ATM card into an ATM Machine and asked for $100.00, and it gave the message "NO, I don't feel like it", you'd be pissed too.

When most women have sex, it's because they are trying to butter up their man for something later. Whether, it's new blankets, new shoes, a dress, a movie, a nice dinner... something in the near future is what she's banking on.

When a man has sex with a woman, it's to blow a nut, and enjoy himself. See the difference?

i only have sex because its "cool"

HomeFry 01-21-2007 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 11764088)
i only have sex because its "cool"

I only have sex to try and impregnate the woman, and con her into having my offspring. I don't give her my real name of course, and it's usually out of the state / country when I do have sex, so it's all good. Plant the seed, plant the seed.

starpimps 01-21-2007 03:34 AM

"That's because a woman's vagina is her ATM machine."

hahahhaha now thats funny!!! :)

gangbangjoe 01-21-2007 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeFry (Post 11764094)
I only have sex to try and impregnate the woman, and con her into having my offspring. I don't give her my real name of course, and it's usually out of the state / country when I do have sex, so it's all good. Plant the seed, plant the seed.

i always jump out of the bed right after i came and shout: GOTCHA BIAAAAATCH

starpimps 01-21-2007 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 11764099)
i always jump out of the bed right after i came and shout: GOTCHA BIAAAAATCH

i sms them the next morning :1orglaugh

Ace_luffy 01-21-2007 03:41 AM

oh... no sex today... so you lonely i guess

reynold 01-21-2007 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 11764096)
"That's because a woman's vagina is her ATM machine."

hahahhaha now thats funny!!! :)

This is so good!

sicone 01-21-2007 03:53 AM

I said yes tonight

gangbangjoe 01-21-2007 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11764175)
I said yes tonight

congrats to your marriage :1orglaugh

illeana 01-21-2007 04:03 AM

that is great ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I always jump out of the bed right after I came and shout: GOTCHA BIAAAAATCH too but ....... for some reason that doesn?t always work for me cause my hubby is sometime quicker to it : )

Dvae 01-21-2007 04:04 AM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...8/therules.jpg

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-21-2007 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 11764099)
i always jump out of the bed right after i came and shout: GOTCHA BIAAAAATCH

i scare them by saying "welcome to the disease that there is no cure for"

Rumbo 01-21-2007 04:29 AM

Why do they always think sex has something to do with Love

starpimps 01-21-2007 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 11764210)

i want to smack her with one of these!:upsidedow
http://content.answers.com/main/cont...-Pink_lady.jpg

4Man 01-21-2007 05:33 AM

That is a bad thing to say///

E$_manager 01-21-2007 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 11764079)
if a girl says "no" to sex it is ok (i usually just aks her again 15minutes later and she agrees)

but if you say "NO" to sex as a man there are so many possible answers:


"YOU ARE GAY" "YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE" "YOU HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER ONE"



it is hard being a man

Sounds like really true. :thumbsup
You know the life.

Contra 01-21-2007 09:51 AM

Good for you, dude. Don't be pussy whipped

starpimps 01-21-2007 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Contra (Post 11765049)
Good for you, dude. Don't be pussy whipped

haha thanks

bareskin 01-21-2007 01:42 PM

if you have issues, should have told her to do all the work if she wanted it that bad :2 cents:

NoWhErE 01-21-2007 02:14 PM

They freak out cause they are afraid that by witholding sex, you might gain upper hand in the relationship. You're basically taking away the ONLY power they have...

Cyndalie 01-21-2007 02:48 PM

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.

madawgz 01-21-2007 02:58 PM

i need girls to ask me that daily :1orglaugh

GAMEFINEST 01-21-2007 02:59 PM

loll.........fuck that shieeeeeet

alexg 01-21-2007 03:13 PM

my gf would be pissed too :)

wyldworx 01-21-2007 03:20 PM

I make her wait, then she fuck me good!

Chrome 01-21-2007 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeFry (Post 11764085)
That's because a woman's vagina is her ATM machine. She gets what she wants with it, when she wants it. If you put your ATM card into an ATM Machine and asked for $100.00, and it gave the message "NO, I don't feel like it", you'd be pissed too.

When most women have sex, it's because they are trying to butter up their man for something later. Whether, it's new blankets, new shoes, a dress, a movie, a nice dinner... something in the near future is what she's banking on.

When a man has sex with a woman, it's to blow a nut, and enjoy himself. See the difference?

Man you live in a dismal world or you suck in bed!

Himuro 01-21-2007 04:46 PM

the girl who got a "NO" for sex will sure come back, more often on top of that

shekinah 01-21-2007 05:11 PM

Maybe he has just a big problem, isn't it?

Sveindt Beindt 01-21-2007 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 11764210)

Lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

starpimps 01-21-2007 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE (Post 11766031)
They freak out cause they are afraid that by witholding sex, you might gain upper hand in the relationship. You're basically taking away the ONLY power they have...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sicone 01-21-2007 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 11764210)

Fuck the rules

:pimp

Shey 01-21-2007 07:20 PM

I love it when guys say no, I just masturbate in front of them and a minute later I get laid. Yesssss, the power of the pussy!!!!!! :1orglaugh

pickandwatch 01-21-2007 07:23 PM

she is ugly or you are gay???

Contra 01-21-2007 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pickandwatch (Post 11767364)
she is ugly or you are gay???

Not all of us are so fucking pathetic that we beg for every piece of ass we can get. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to be getting laid on a regular basis you may find sex loses it?s hold on you a little bit.

That being said, it is still damn hard to say no.

Miguel T 01-21-2007 07:59 PM

I can take care of her...


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