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webmasterchecks 01-21-2007 12:54 AM

man, the pussy has not stopped flowing this week
 
after a dry spell for a month or so:

got laid by some hot chick i met at internext

going on a date this week with some other hot chick i met at internext

met a girl at the airport on the way home from the show, gave her my #, i think she will call, but who knows

just met some chick at a cowboy bar, she was all over me, maybe an 8 with a great body, were going to hang out tomorrow



man, when it comes, it pours, i must have had 12-inch dick tattooed on my forehead last week

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-21-2007 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 11763789)
man, when it comes, it pours, i must have had 12-inch dick tattooed on my forehead last week

That was written on your forehead with a Sharpie when you were passed out with your dick in your hand...keep dreaming... :winkwink:

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LiveDose 01-21-2007 01:04 AM

I thought you meant you were oozing...

webmasterchecks 01-21-2007 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 11763806)
That was written on your forehead with a Sharpie when you were passed out with your dick in your hand...keep dreaming... :winkwink:

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i know that didnt happen, results would not have been as good :)

webmasterchecks 01-21-2007 01:07 AM

reminds me of eddie murphy in raw

you have so much pussy, it be falling out your pockets..."excuse me, thats mine"

webmasterchecks 01-21-2007 01:09 AM

i guess the good does not feel as good, if it wasnt so dry for so long

ill fuck up half or more of those contacts, like i normally do, but i may be able to salvage one chick out of it, maybe if im extra luck, 2

rodney25 01-21-2007 01:19 AM

Keep on dreaming, buddy. Dreams come true eventually.

Blingbaby 01-21-2007 01:38 AM

If you need to talk about it on a public message board..

reynold 01-21-2007 02:10 AM

Good for you...if that's the case.

HomeFry 01-21-2007 02:31 AM

Hello Rich. I highly doubt your claims of sexual magnetism. They sound farse and contrived.

"got laid by some hot chick i met at internext", if you truly got some tail @ internext, why even post about it? This was such a noob statement that screams of someone who is in desperate need of attention and validation.

"going on a date this week with some other hot chick i met at internext", woah, and you continue on with the complete noobish ways even more to beg for someone to reach out and validate your existence with some sort of locker-room Hi5 type of thing.

"met a girl at the airport on the way home from the show, gave her my #, i think she will call, but who knows", a true playa knows a chic is going to call. Your game is missing some pieces, a board and another player... oh yeah, I forgot to ask, did she give you HER number? If so, how many desperate messages have you left in the past 30 minutes?

"just met some chick at a cowboy bar, she was all over me, maybe an 8 with a great body, were going to hang out tomorrow" Oh man! A girl at a cow"boy" bar? Crazy! How lucky are you? She was all over you eh? Why isn't she still with you? If you just met her tonight and she was all over you, where is she now? Did you give her your number too? She'll call dude. Don't fret. She'll call. *cough

"man, when it comes, it pours, i must have had 12-inch dick tattooed on my forehead last week", Oh, is that what women are into these days? Tattoos of big cocks on foreheads? Weird. I'm not up to par with the "hip" things these days. Anyhow, best of luck with the ladies, you desperate twat.

Gothic 01-21-2007 06:27 AM

sniffsniff... Do I smell some serious pwnage here? Bah! :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 01-21-2007 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 11763789)
after a dry spell for a month or so:

got laid by some hot chick i met at internext

going on a date this week with some other hot chick i met at internext

met a girl at the airport on the way home from the show, gave her my #, i think she will call, but who knows

just met some chick at a cowboy bar, she was all over me, maybe an 8 with a great body, were going to hang out tomorrow



man, when it comes, it pours, i must have had 12-inch dick tattooed on my forehead last week


You are a virgin loser posting from moms basement.

webmasterchecks 01-21-2007 10:34 AM

I had a few beers last night and came home and posted that, I was on a slight high, don’t make the mistake of thinking that everyone on this board does not have game, if you don’t. 97% of people on this board could not start and continue a conversation with a girl for more than 5 minutes

You know whats funny? I left the bar with her number because at the time, after being in vegas for 5 nights, I did not feel like drinking anymore and hanging around that place for another 2 hours to try to get in her pants

webmasterchecks 01-21-2007 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11764551)
You are a virgin loser posting from moms basement.

http://webmasterchecks.com/sure.jpg

vidvicious 01-21-2007 10:47 AM

Ride the wave, my man ...

MetaMan 01-21-2007 10:50 AM

This is how shit works i am telling ya, if you are getting layed its like you give off a new fucking aroma or something, chicks pick up on it.

Also could be due to once you are layed your confidence picks up huge and women love confidence.

Big_D 01-21-2007 10:53 AM

werd, good for you homie,

webmasterchecks 01-21-2007 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11765209)
This is how shit works i am telling ya, if you are getting layed its like you give off a new fucking aroma or something, chicks pick up on it.

Also could be due to once you are layed your confidence picks up huge and women love confidence.

Absolutely, and also, I think you get on a vibe after a convention where you are so used to smiling at everyone and talking to whomever you can about whatever, that it maintains for a few days afterwards

Burridge 01-21-2007 10:58 AM

same here, except i got a cold sore =/

MetaMan 01-21-2007 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 11765226)
Absolutely, and also, I think you get on a vibe after a convention where you are so used to smiling at everyone and talking to whomever you can about whatever, that it maintains for a few days afterwards

it also depends on who you are picking up if you are not using this momentum to pick up dime pieces then you are just a whore.

it is ok to pick up a slut once and a while to make yourself feel better or get back in the game but a real player can select any woman he wants because he reaks of macheesemo.

webmasterchecks 01-21-2007 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11765241)
it also depends on who you are picking up if you are not using this momentum to pick up dime pieces then you are just a whore.

it is ok to pick up a slut once and a while to make yourself feel better or get back in the game but a real player can select any woman he wants because he reaks of macheesemo.

yea, when i was younger, i used to be more flexible, but now you just have to shoot for the stars, 9-10s, then when you talk to them, you know they have the looks, now other things have to fit, sure you get shot down 7 times out of 10, they wouldnt be such a prize of they werent so difficult to get

btw, every hour after midnight, take 1 point off :)

ER!C L!VE 01-21-2007 11:27 AM

That's how it works :thumbsup

I can't explain why it happens, but I've experienced that type of downpour before as well. It happens with models and fuck buddies I have in the pipeline. When one model wants to do a shoot, they all hit me up at the same time. When one fuck buddy is horny, the other's come out of the woodwork asking to 'hang out'.

Cheers!

Eric

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-21-2007 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11765241)
it also depends on who you are picking up if you are not using this momentum to pick up dime pieces then you are just a whore.

it is ok to pick up a slut once and a while to make yourself feel better or get back in the game but a real player can select any woman he wants because he reaks of macheesemo.

Macheesemo = Machismo.

Although this thread reeks of Mac and Cheese yo'...

http://www.annies.com/images/MicroMacWhitebox.gif

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Adultnet 01-21-2007 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold (Post 11763944)
Good for you...if that's the case.

yeah great luck :)

MetaMan 01-21-2007 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 11765336)
Macheesemo = Machismo.

Although this thread reeks of Mac and Cheese yo'...

http://www.annies.com/images/MicroMacWhitebox.gif

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i guess you missed my obvious attempt to play on the word.

webmasterchecks 01-21-2007 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ER!C L!VE (Post 11765327)
That's how it works :thumbsup

I can't explain why it happens, but I've experienced that type of downpour before as well. It happens with models and fuck buddies I have in the pipeline. When one model wants to do a shoot, they all hit me up at the same time. When one fuck buddy is horny, the other's come out of the woodwork asking to 'hang out'.

Cheers!

Eric

whats up man, saw you at the show, hope it went well for you

webmasterchecks 01-21-2007 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 11765336)
Macheesemo = Machismo.

Although this thread reeks of Mac and Cheese yo'...

http://www.annies.com/images/MicroMacWhitebox.gif

chicks love macaroni and cheese

alexg 01-21-2007 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11764551)
You are a virgin loser posting from moms basement.

:1orglaugh

webmasterchecks 01-22-2007 10:39 PM

it continues, check this out

i stopped by a bar by myself around 9pm to get a bite to eat and have a beer. im sitting there, and 2 decent looking 21 year old girls come in an sit down. im looking at one of them. we glance back and forth but i dont think much of it, as i m in my workout clothes. 5 min later, one of them walks up and sits down to me, starts talking. i end up talking to her for a bit, then she tells me her friend is interested in me. I tell her to let me eat and ill come over in a bit. I finished, order a round of shots (purple hooters) for us and walk over and start talking to them. The one that say down earlier was around an 8, with some dark eyebrows. The other one, the one I was looking at, was around a 7, with some ugly acne around her mouth (but an otherwise nice face, nice ass, and nice rack), we hung out for a bit and we (me and Kelly) kept talking. They ended up wanting to go to some other bar, kept inviting me, I kept resisting, then walked them out to their car, made out with Kelly for a min, and took off, just got home. Got her number a the bar though

jact 01-22-2007 10:51 PM

When you're done the run of mighty pussy, could you update your website? Particularly the "services" page. "Our fee structure is as follows:" ... ... Usually, you expect something else there :winkwink:

Edit: I forgot to say please, so, please :)

madawgz 01-22-2007 10:53 PM

well lucky you :) :thumbsup

webmasterchecks 01-22-2007 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact (Post 11774190)
When you're done the run of mighty pussy, could you update your website? Particularly the "services" page. "Our fee structure is as follows:" ... ... Usually, you expect something else there :winkwink:

will do, brother, need to edit that

appreciate it, and thanks for being so nice about it :)


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