I need a good stern letter to dispute a bill sent to me
 

I was sent a rather large bill that is not accurate and I need to dispute it. Anone have any good letters or tactics?

Thanks! :thumbsup

Dear Sir,

Fuck you and your stupid big bill.

Fuck off. You ain't getting a dime out of me.

Fucking fucker, go away.

Sincerely,
DWB

smear shit on it and mail it back?

guess it will probably depend on who's the biller.... and what kind of proof you have on your side

I was thinking about sending it back with some white powder in it. Figure they would think its anthrax and shut the city down for a few days.

No?

Its from a Bank.

To Whom it may concern,

I think you are wrong. Please send the justifications for all overages and additional charges directly to my Lawyer, Bob Smith from Dewey, Sckroom, and Howe.

thank you

A porn guy.

And leave out the white powder that looks like Anthrax or not?

Don't be so fucking stupid DirtyWhiteBoy don't send fake anthrax get a hold of the real deal..... :thumbsup

dwb, you can meet w/ your real aunt thrax at sukhumvit 38 1/2 on east side, pharma locale, green and white sign. say hi to his daughter phon for me..

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chupacabra just hooked it up. i'm on it!

Dear Bank,

I want my money back.

DWB. like Eddie Murphy said when caught cheating red handed in his HBO comedy
20 yrs ago, 2 words. "Wasn't me!" :)