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BVF 07-28-2002 07:52 AM

this gallery MUST get accepted!
 
Now I know that I don't have any design skills but I still make good sales. I just started with TGP's 3 weeks ago and it seems to be a hit and miss of what gets accepted.

Now this girl is one of my PERSONAL bitches. Most of the time when I shoot a girl, I only view her as product but I just adore this little young bitch. Her pussy just has me hooked. So I know that this girl will sell well and I'll take it very personally if this gallery isn't get accepted. I don't usually ask for feedback but I want to have this gallery critiqued before I start duplicating and submitting.

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/tgp/erij/erij.htm

Any advice on how to get this gallery accepted by the big boys will be appreciated.

hyper 07-28-2002 07:53 AM

larger thumbs

Pipecrew 07-28-2002 07:55 AM

too much hyperlinked text, i wouldnt accept it

twistyneck 07-28-2002 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
too much hyperlinked text, i wouldnt accept it
Yeah, God forbid anyone makes a sale.

hyper 07-28-2002 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck


Yeah, God forbid anyone makes a sale.

:1orglaugh

Brad Mitchell 07-28-2002 08:18 AM

I'm guessing it's probably the size of the thumbs.

alias 07-28-2002 08:42 AM

who beat that bitch with an ugly stick

her pussy u are hooked on looks like a fucking black hole

if I pulled her pants down and saw that shit I'd be out of there in a hurry

BVF 07-28-2002 08:49 AM

yeah maybe it is the thumbs. I thought that putting a gigantic thumb on the top would help.

Quote:

Originally posted by alias
who beat that bitch with an ugly stick

her pussy u are hooked on looks like a fucking black hole

if I pulled her pants down and saw that shit I'd be out of there in a hurry

This is why I LOVE online porn. You can be a blind incomprehensible idiot and still make money like dark dollars is (I assume). And porn is one of the lowest barriers to entry in terms of intelligence and you can still get rich if you know how to get a surfers dick hard.

God Bless America where you are free to make choices.

Dildozer 07-28-2002 08:53 AM

She's scary

alias 07-28-2002 08:57 AM

wtf does intelligence have to do with that patch of tar she is calling a hole?

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/tgp...ics/erij10.jpg

BVF 07-28-2002 09:06 AM

NONE because penises don't have a brain.

If it took intelligence, people wouldn't be getting rich off of

Bestiality
SCAT
Child Porn
SuperFat Bitches
Twink and Gay and Bear Porn
etc. etc.

There are sites with old wrinkled ladies wearing pantyhose and they're making a shitload more money than me and you combined.

Everybody has their tastes. All I asked was tips on the gallery. Then you go off on your own personal rampage that has nothing to do with what I asked. And you have done nothing to help me in terms of the gallery.

Pornography requires absolutely no intelligence. All you have to do is get a surfers penis hard. This bitch got MY dick hard. It got MY CUSTOMERS dicks hard when I featured her on my site and they took out those hard credit cards to pay me.

I'm not the best expert on what kinds of white girls will sell because I don't deal with them. But if you have a girl up on darkdollars, I assume that you know what you're doing. Don't you think that I know what I'm doing?

Help me out man! keep your personal views about the bitch out of it and help me on the gallery

alias 07-28-2002 09:19 AM

ok, I think gallery reviewers are pretty picky these days and this gallery might look a little too plain for them

personally I'd layout the thumbs a little differently, and add some bg colors to the table cells maybe a border for the main table, widen the bvf header logo a bit so it fills the top cell of the table

also the white space on the sides of the big thumb up top are too empty, fill that space with text like on one side and move the pic to the opposing side or add another large thumb but size them both so they fit, just less empty [negative] space.

and one of your text lines should be in between the 2 rows of thumbs to break them up and ensure the surfers eye is pulled over the text link area.

archer 07-28-2002 09:26 AM

lol.... in reading this thread i realize it's not just gay men that should have a reputation for cattiness. lol


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