If you had to write a resume right NOW, what would your top 5 skills be?
 

Just curious.

1) surfing the internet.
2) bathroom breaks.
3) calling in sick.
4) long liquid lunch breaks.
5) gossiping.

Laying around.. Making money.

throat fucking girls
slapping girls with the most respect
pissing down the throat of girls
fisting girls
blasting my manspunk on bitches faces

In no order...

Problem solving
Resourcefulness
Dedication
Creativity
Works well under extreme pressure

You're hired. Can you do basic php stuff as well? :pimp

lucky..... trade ya...