What do you think about this MANSION?
 

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I just found this browsing offshore real estate. This fucker is sized 6.200 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms.

Located in the suburbs of Capetown, South Africa. One of Africa's most beautiful cities (supposedly). I wonder if they have DSL there?

Oh, it's priced 890k US $. Isn't that a joke?

THANKS buddy ..... my lawyer is on it as we speak !!!

890 K IS a fukking joke ...

From now on you all will refer to me as -=KING HUNGRYAN=- of South Africa !!!

With my US bling-bling , I will live as a king here for sure !!!

I never say this... but that is PHAT!

I've been to Capetown. It's a beautiful place.

I've heard this as well. But also I have heard from some people (mostly doctors funnily enough) that are FROM Capetown that it is still a dangerous place. VERY high crime rate and high unemployment make for scary nights in the city streets.

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YA but onoy 800k for that place? I mean just living there half the year... You'd be paying in the millions for a place and view like that nywhere in america.

Its in South Africa thats why its so cheap.

You forget who runs that place now?

I bet they would be thrilled to see whitey sitting up in the hilltop. Does it come with or without the armed guards you will need?

You like the new Hatebreed? FUcking sellout bastards.

I saw Sworn Enemy, Its All Gone To Hell, Throwdown, Most Precious Blood and One Nation Under last night. good shit.

Hehheheheee

[Labret] has accepted the position as my Cheif of Security :thumbsup

I see black skin within 100 yards of the compound and you will see some human rights violations.

This is exactly what I was saying. A bit too scary even for the cheap price.

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That is your call brother .... I hired you so that I don't have to worry about any of that shit (crime ...)

hey [Labret], you've one healthy taste there.

Hit me up on ICQ if you like... I need some new bands I can listen to.

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Never been to south africa but I met an indian girl on a plane on my way to Nigeria. She told me that the part of Cape Town she lived in is very safe and that most of the violence is restricted to the townships.

If you can afford a "measly" 890K for a mansion down there, spend a few K, fly down there, and check it out for yourself.

Not to sound racist, this is sad, but true. Generally, the areas that are unsafe, and have higher crime rates, are the poorer areas where the majority of people are black. If you live in a "white" area, things are fairly safe. You'll find it's like that nearly everywhere in South Africa over the last 8 years or so. I used to live in Johannesburg. Similar kind of thing over there.

Exactly, I'd never wanna be in an unstable country like that, especially sitting in a house that's worth that much. Yeah, a rich white person sitting in the middle of a black country, that'd go over really well, ha ha ha.

What about the high aids ratio over there, you couldn't pay me to live there. Almost 20% of the people in that country have aids, that's scary. Then looking, I see that the average life expectancy over there is

total population: 48.09 years
male: 47.64 years
female: 48.56 years (2001 est.)

Wow, that's nuts.

that place has to be larger than 6200 sq ft. living space.. I build em larger than that in Ky and they aren't near that size

some african that doesn't like the whiteys probably killed the last residents in a bloody massacre, but other than that its looks like a deal

I would live there if it wasn't so far away. I could have that mansion staffed with some fine ass young S.A. women to do everything from cooking to cutting my toenails. But You don't realize how far Africa is until you are actually standing on the African Continent and it's hard to find a decent working telephone and have full blown malaria. Then you'll REALLY wish that you could be back in the US living in a moderate sized house and eating apple pie.

So in short. I don't care if the house is plated in gold with a diamond studded driveway. If it is on the continent of Africa, I ain't trying to live there.

jesus christ 890k? I don't care about crime,I would never leave the fuckin house.. I hope something like that is avaliable when i make the "wild" purchase of my life...

what's the prime rule in marketing?

location, location, location.

and what's the problem with this castle's location?

IT'S IN SOUTH AFRICA!

Why do you think everyone(ie the professional classes) is leaving.

Cus the crime rate is so high just about everywhere you take your life in hands when you leave your house.

s.a. is beautiful..particularly the cape but the country is having a hard time transitioning from apartheid.

in addition to the break down in law and order, they've got a weird president who thinks that AIDS is not related to HIV and so HIV gets passes to children from AIDS infected mothers when drugs are available to prevent that....