De-Batchelorising your pad
 

hmm yea, table football table out,
clean and paint rooms
stash the playstation stuff in office

best chuck any stray porn mags in the office too

hmm

Chicks dig flowers and plants and nice pictures

and a wallet that could crush a small child :thumbsup

Flowers, plants, pics.

Also: Scented candles, that powder crap you dump on the rug to de-smokerize the shit, Glade Plugins.

Now the Sneaky shit:

Chicks will snoop and they have tender buttholes so buy GOOD shitpaper and lots of it. I have actually had bitches tell me they were impressed that I had 12 rolls of Cottonelle double layer under the sink.

Keep fingernail polish around in a couple of standard bitch colors, I.e: cherry red and beige. Have the cotton balls and acetone handy too. Tell them you just keep it around in case you mom comes by. I'm lucky, I have a daughter so I'm all set on nail crap.


Emergency supplies: Tampons, Pads, Hair conditioner and Vodka. (stuff YOU'LL never use, but worth the investment.)






Hope I've helped.

Actually make sure you have the basics for cooking and eating... plates, cups, pans, etc.

Make sure whatever is in your fridge hasn't grown an extra life form on it.

Buy new sheets for the bed :)

shit yea the fridge is nasty!

some good tips here actually

in the process of doing it,

dumping the black leather couches
repainted the place using 5 different colors
recarpeted
marbled the kitchen area
new refridgerator
new towels
new bedding and a new comforter
get rid of all porn mags except the playboys
got shower stuff like conditioners and shampoos

its fucking draining to debachelorise

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so fucking true

Personally I'd never change my house for no chick.... if it needs cleaning up wait till she gets there so she can do it for you :)

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Clean your toilet and practice putting the seat down. :)

k lingering drug paraphenalia gone

airguns and any other weapons stashed in office

guess I should do a sweep and clean out any traces of ex girlfriends, gifts etc

Still living alone, eh?

Very good idea. Pictures, love notes, anything. And don't think that just by stuffing it in a drawer, it won't be found. Throw it away or store it at a friends house :winkwink:

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all you need is one feminized bathroom.. hand towels are a must.

That's not De-Batchelorising your pad, it's turning into some woman's house. Lame.

wash your sweats.

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Dude, the second you HAVE a woman; all you have becomes hers. It's just life man. Accept it.

Don't forget to fill the fridge with good food.

Here's a hint Gents.
Move items when you dust!

I did that for my first x wife...not married again, but if I did the chances of success are not good so I will most likely have a second x wife..this time I decorated in a very nuetral and romantic way and my new girl friend has not said anything



Mr. Romance

Yep... been there. done that.

Never again.. I like my own space too much.

your 7 y.o. daughter already uses nail polish?



you = fucked

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Learn to cook atleast one thing. My cooking skills have got me loads of girls and once they know you can cook, they forgive you otherthings...hehe