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Quote of the WEEK!

Quote:

"There's nothing wrong with wearing a short skirt," an irate Shiga schoolgirl tells Weekly Playboy. "What's wrong are those perverts who deliberately look at our panties. Why should we have to change our fashion just because of a bunch of perverted old men?"

Global warming is here, Doomsday is coming, and the world is getting more crazy every day.

Article on MSN JP yo!

Prepare a tin foil hat to protect you from the stupid ray they are using on everyone.

Britney Spears solved that problem.
she don't wear drawers.

It's a funny statement. The world is really crazy.

NinjaSteve.. this is a little off topic... but how can we become ninjas too?

seriously

my dream has always been to travel in small groups, in the dark, sticking to the shadows and killing people i don't know, with all kinds of cool weapons that i have fully mastered. especially throwing stars. those are great. also i want to appear and dissapear in a puff of smoke. do ninjas do that?

is there any kinda of home schooling course for ninjas?

This is just right:thumbsup

lol at the yo part
truely jdm

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 11752859)

http://www.rit.edu/~djl5698/images/ninjalesson.jpg

yes, i know this system quite well and have trained in it agressively over the years, wearing out completely, several good t-shirts. this is why i feel i am ready to take my training to the next level.

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Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 11753245)

http://www.rit.edu/~djl5698/images/ninjalesson.jpg

Nothing's wrong with it, I guess ;D

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp (Post 11752428)

Britney Spears solved that problem.
she don't wear drawers.

Word... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yes, nothing wrong at all!
The saying makes sence.

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 11752859)

I recommend Aikido. It's bad ass. I mean... it's like being an American Ninja minus one. (Formula is ... AN-1=Aikido) Check out these videos.

There are eighteen disciplines to learn in ninjitsu. You do not become ninja... ninja becomes you.

But if you want to try hard to become ninja, then you could attempt some of the following...

Take some Ninja lessons!
You could get some supplies. I recommend Amazon.com for beginners. Check this link. And for your shuriken you could start with some harmless origami.
Get a kick ass outfit. You could start with this one.
This book might help too:
How To Become A Ninja: Secrets from Ashida Kim's Training Camp
Learn methods of the modern ninja here.
Check out some ninja museums

Tip: Don't wear your ninja outfit in public, you might get accused of being involved in terrorist activities.