((PICS)) VERY CUTE new office assistant, what do you think?? ((PICS))
 

What do you think? He's very cute as you can see....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...y/HPIM0119.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...y/HPIM0118.jpg

but aside from the wolf whistling at inappropriate moments, there have been a few other problems...

Sometimes he hides behind the keyboard to avoid working
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...y/HPIM0117.jpg

He takes really long lunches
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...y/HPIM0122.jpg

And even simple tasks like opening the mail seem to be a challenge
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...y/HPIM0127.jpg

He sometimes is caught lying down on the job....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...y/HPIM0121.jpg

He's even been known to take naps.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...y/HPIM0124.jpg

And sometimes his friends show up during work hours...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...y/HPIM0126.jpg

So what do you think, should I let him stay?

So is this why your productivity has gone up recently? hired help?

haha

cute bird!

yeah, remember this morning when you called "me" on the phone? That was actually him...

sooo cute bird...

how is that you didnt die eaten by the parrot? didnt lost a finger or an eye... i dont get it! this is a fake! fake parrot!

Lol, nice parot...

I'm typing this from a hospital bed. The bird chewed my left leg off last week. :(

well don't let him give you any beak! Keep him in line!

Birdifuckaz! :warning

Teach him how to keep you from being AFK and you can fool everyone to think you are always online. ;)

haha.. nice addition. What type of salary does he expect?

R

Great looking bird..they can be quite the rascal sometimes

cute bird :)

that's a nice parrot

Very Cute :thumbsup

That was great. I love birds. I'm hoping to get an African Grey here one of these days.

And nice story line :)

What a cute little bugger!
I hope you have an awesome retirement program set up for him seeing that he could outlive Methuselah. :)

It seems you got some precious helping force there

he works for peanuts (wow that was bad)

Very...My girlfriend has 2 just like that...ONe with just one leg acutally.


Mr. Romance

aww. I have a cockatiel that's missing most of his toes. He still gets around OK though.

Cute little looking birdie :)

It is cute :)

Awesome... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I like them...
Fresh meat...

I can't handle bird noise.

I want her too

I used to have a Hahn's Macaw that looked alot like your bird. Was very sweet and playful, but would get upset and start squawking loudly whenever I left the office. That got real old after a few months and I ended up giving him to a friend who had built an avitorium in a spare room and had three other small parrots.

So now my bird has plenty of love & attention and 3 other birds to play with... and has a whole room to stay in, instead of having to be put back in his cage every evening.

ugh

this thread is useless without boobies :(

heh, cute little bird :thumbsup

:winkwink: :winkwink: lmAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

A cute bird! With Superman, too!

awww looks like you love your birdie!! hes very cute!!

what a cute assistant you got there... :)

hehe.. cute birdie...what we have right now are love birds. they multiply so fast that they can almost occupy the whole house...lol

what a cute bird, I hear they are great pets.

well he's read this thread and now he's got an ego about how cute he is.