Ok, so I just got into the industry back in February of 06. Been here less than a year. Ive only been on gfy for about 6 months of it as I read some of the shit you fuckers have posted and I wasnt ready for the shit storm. But after much debate (and forcable hand of employers) I came here and you all greatfully told me to go fuck myself. Same back at ya!
Anyhoot, since I have got here there have been a couple of people that have showed me some shit I didn't know was out there. The first guy, the owner of
SatanCash is Pete-KT. First off, let me say I watched the launch of the program and thought it was one fuck of an idea. Then a few months into the biz I go to Internext, Hollywood, i see a great big fucking SATAN CASH written in the sand of the hotels beach. I thought to myself, what a duesch, and what a way to score some free advertising. Good thinking fucker. Also, thanks for being there when I need ya man, you have been a fountain of knowledge. He has proven to be a true friend and someone I can depend on. His banner is below. BTW, Pete, I do have my Webmaster referal link on there and if you dont like it tough shit (-:
http://www.satancash.com/view_banner...tancashaniban1
Another guy, when I met the bastard and started chatting with him he was Platinum Mario, but we all have come to know his camazon ass as HammerAll. He has listened to some of my pretty fucked up stories, and probably pissed his fuckin pants in the office at a few of em, gave opinions on ideas that I have had and has always guided me in the right direction. Thanks for being there you portuguese asshole (inside joke).
Same to you Dwreck. And thanks for getting FUCKED UP with me at Internext, that goes for Ramos too. I think I lived that fuckin weekend in a phase of Jack Daniels on the rocks combined with free beer on the show floor. My tolerance went from like 0 to 60 in two days.
There are also parties unmentioned that I owe my deepest thanks too, you know who you are.
And since this is my 666th post and I just posted about me being three fucks away from 100 holes, I figured I would write some of the most forbidden shit I have done to women in the sack. Hey, I'm a guy, we all try to do that fucked up shit, to either laugh or get even. Mines a bit of both. Enjoy everyone and thanks for fuckin readin.
The Butterfinger
Description: to stick your finger in your own butthole and then slide your hand down the bitches face while in the missionary position and let her suck your finger.
Status: successful
Cause: gave a buddy a blowjob when we were all drunk.
The Houdini
Description: Have one person scroggin a girl doggie style and without interupption change male partners with the girl, then flip her over for the money shot.
Status: successful
Cause: Bitch fucked another dude during dating status. Dude was my friend, he didnt know we were dating, he assisted with the houdini.
The Boston Redsock
Description: fuck a girl in the ass for a good hour, then give her the heimlick manuever and jerk your dick outta her stink tube and her asshole turns inside out like a red sock and hangs there.
Status: Unsuccessful but attempted
Cause: I was bored.
Well thats just a few, but happy 666 fuckers and thanks for bringing me in the biz.
