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beerdude 01-16-2007 10:44 AM

I dont Know what iv been told.......
 
ESKIMO pewsy mighty cold. Sound off 1.. 2.. blahh

jollyperv 01-16-2007 10:48 AM

Such a great fucking movie

Martin 01-16-2007 10:51 AM

you never slow down, you never grow old.
Tired screwing up, tired of going down.
Tired of myself, tired of this town.
Oh my my , oh hell yes, hunny put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I come cause I can't stay long.

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.

:)

beerdude 01-16-2007 10:54 AM

Time for you fuc ers to learn cadence

Up came a monkey from the coconut grove
He was a mean mamma jamma you can tell by his clothes
Ripp stop camo's and a black beret
This lil monkey was here to play
Line a hundred sailors up against a wall
bet a hundred dollars he can whoop em all...

Deej 01-16-2007 10:56 AM

JOhn waynes teeth.....aya AYa

JOhn waynes teeth....

Are they fake, are they real, are they plastic, are they steel....

JOhn waynes teeth!

beerdude 01-16-2007 11:03 AM

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' from a vine,
suppin' from a bottle of wiskey double wine.
Jane missed the vine and then she fell,
when she hit the ground she gave a little yell,
Ai-e-ai
mmm mmm
feels good
Ai-e-ai
mmm mmm
real good

Tarzan and Cheetah were swingin' from a vine,
sippin' from a bottle of wiskey double wine.
Cheetah missed the vine and then he fell,
when he hit the ground he gave a little yell,
Ai-e-ai
mmm mmm
feels good
Ai-e-ai
mmm mmm
real good

Deej 01-16-2007 11:05 AM

this is you, isnt it?

http://www.musicsyndicate.com/metal/POTW/duffman.jpg

germ 01-16-2007 11:14 AM

this thread reminds me of full metal jacket.





thats a good thing.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-16-2007 11:14 AM

My first thought was Led Zeppelin - I don't know but I been told, a big-legged woman ain't got no soul...

Quote:

Black Dog
(Jones/Page/Plant)

Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing, gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away.

*Ah yeah, ah yeah, ah, ah, ah. Ah yeah, ah yeah, ah, ah, ah.

I gotta roll, can't stand still, got a flame in my heart, can't get my fill.
Eyes that shine burning red, dreams of you all through my head.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

Hey, baby, oh, baby, pretty baby, Tell me won't you you do me now.

Didn't take too long 'fore I found out, what people mean my down and out.
Spent my money, took my car, started telling her friends she wants to be a star.
I don't know but I been told, a big-legged woman ain't got no soul.

All I ask for when I pray, steady rollin' woman gonna come my way.
Need a woman gonna hold my hand, won't tell me no lies, make me a happy man.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b7...PDVD_00701.jpg

I don't want no teenage queen.
I just want my M-14.
If I die in the combat zone.
Box me up and ship me home.
Pin my medals upon my chest.
Tell my mom I've done my best.

ADG Webmaster

beerdude 01-16-2007 11:22 AM

As requested by duff beer heres more
THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;

THE PAY IS MIGHTY FINE,
THEY GIVE YOU 100 DOLLARS
AND TAKE BACK 99.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE WOMEN ARE MIGHTY FINE,
THEY LOOK LIKE PHYLLIS DILLER,
AND MARCH LIKE FRANKENSTEIN.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE CHOW IS MIGHTY FINE,
A ROLL FELL OFF THE TABLE,
AND KILLED A FRIEND OF MINE.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE BUNKS ARE MIGHTY FINE,
BUT HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY KNOW,
THEY NEVER SLEPT IN MINE.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE CLOTHES ARE MIGHTY FINE,
ME AND MY BUDDY,
CAN BOTH FIT INTO MINE.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE HOURS ARE MIGHTY FINE,
WAKE UP AT 3:30,
AND BACK TO BED @ 9:00.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE COFFEE IS MIGHTY FINE,
LOOKS LIKE MUDDY WATER,
AND TASTES LIKE TERPENTINE.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:00 PM

Any body else with some cadences I forget a few?

MissEve 01-16-2007 05:08 PM

My pussy isn't cold....I swear!

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:20 PM

Some day ill have to go bac to ak and find out for myself.

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:28 PM

miss eve ill need a pic of a thermometer in your pus to truly believe that eskimo pus aint real cold.

beerdude 01-19-2007 11:47 PM

no pic kinda dissappointing a creative alaskan would of went outside built a snowpuss stuck a thermometor in it took a pic for us.

escorpio 01-19-2007 11:51 PM

Now I don't know, but I been told
it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
other hand I have heard it said,
it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

"New Speedway Boogie" - Grateful Dead

beerdude 01-19-2007 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 11759087)
Now I don't know, but I been told
it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
other hand I have heard it said,
it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

"New Speedway Boogie" - Grateful Dead

very fing nice

Mr Pheer 01-20-2007 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissEve (Post 11741438)
My pussy isn't cold....I swear!

this post is useless without pics :2 cents:

jimthefiend 01-20-2007 04:17 AM

I dont know BUT I've been told.





You dumbass.


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