My uncle Phil Collins is great
 

Just remember that.

I like Dr. Phil more, :)

phil collins is a wanker

He's an asshat. He does serve a mean ice cone though.

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Patrick Bateman: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

I loved that book. The stream-of-consciousness sucked me in from the start.

Doesn't he have a solo sex tape coming out this year?

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That was a such a great movie.

I wouldn't forget. Heard he is not giving the concerts anymore. I liked him.
Nice uncle you have. :1orglaugh

heard he wasn't doing so good and had to take up a part time job playing at some Mexican restaurants

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nice American Psycho reference/quote

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I like the Huey Lewis monologue better though...

Seriously...

Phil Collins is a legend, you only have to look at his list of hits to know so. Fuck all you wankers who would rather tear shreads from such a great man, you have no idea, and i reckon your ears may be painted on. Tall poppy syndrome runs rife in this place!!!

:) great uncle...

He and his second wife, Jill Tavelman, were married from 1984 to 1996. They had one daughter, Lily. Collins openly admits that some of their divorce-related correspondence was by fax (one, about access to their daughter, was reproduced in The Sun), but denies that this took her by surprise.

Classsy.

His music's okay, but I don't know if I'd call him a "great man". And what the heck is up with not being able to go through all the radio stations without catching a Phil Collins song? The guy gets played so much, you'd think he was still #1 on the charts or something.

Elton John can kick his ass.