Do you like porn movies with a story, or without?
 

I like the 4 hour compilation movies found in the discount bin. No stories, only action.

Nah there has to be some kind of love story or something else going on in the movie besides just fucking. That suxs

Haha, anyone ever actually watch a porn movie from start to end, non-stop...?

Never
I usually fast forward it to look for the model I saw on the box cover.

I enjoy the ones with a story that makes me laugh, whether or not it was inteded to be funny. Compilations are good too though...

Hmm, I guess I just like the ones with lots of sex :thumbsup

storyline is what sells a porn membership or dvd/movie...

cuz its all about fantasy!

doesn't matter about poor acting... :winkwink:

(if you can get the buyer to believe their fantasy will come true they buy - to hell if acting is some cheating russian wife trying to be american !:1orglaugh )

Hmmm?? Let's see.. i like porn with a story.. i
I don't know if that's common with women... but most of my friends do too.. Straight fucking.. no plot??... nah... not as interesting!! :thumbsup
Even if it is a dumb story line... there's just gotta be one ! :winkwink:

My porn VHS tapes are all not rewound, about 15 mins into the movie.
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Welcome to the board TrafficHoney!
... and Go Fuck Yourself!
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hah!... thanks for the warm welcome... Cheshire.. !!!
Right back at cha!!!
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Most of these responses are the exact opposite of what I expected.

If I want a plot I'll read Dostoyevsky. With porn I want to see fucking, and lots of it! I don't watch it all that much since entering the industry, but when I do its Gonzo amateur stuff where the only storyline is "This is maddy, its its her first time taking it up the... WAAAH! OUCH OUCH!"

You mean some of them have stories?!? :1orglaugh

I do that...then get to the end of the tape and realise that the girl on the box cover is not in the video!

Stories?

Nothing infuriates me more than porno that tries to get too deep, or to have some sort of meaning.

Like talking about meaning of life one minute, next minute sucking of the 4 guys in your study group you were just talking to.

Nothing says quality acting like a bimbo with nasty fake tits reading her lines like a bot.

Story line... phhht.

What's porn???

My favs are the ones without a story..; can't stand that. Stuff like Xgirls or Conquest? boring. However I think there needs to be a bit of a twist to it either in the way its filmed or the feeling it conveys, and no one does that like John Leslie in the Fresh Meat series for example.

i watch porn for the music

You watch for the music? lol.. ha!.. that's hilarious :) :thumbsup :thumbsup

yup nothing beats those good ole beats from 70's porno

My favorite storyline I ever saw in a porn movie.

Chick: I'm cold
Guy: Let's get that shirt off you then.

Wham.

Good stuff.

If it has a story line, at least make it something like Ed Powers Dirty Debs, the bullshit he would say to them was classic. It was Bangbus circa 1988.

Did anyone do it before Ed?

CLASSIC!

Last porn my gf and I rented was some Jenna flick with an adventure movie type plot where she's going on a quest to find the Grail or whatever..

So she comes across some beefcake who helps her fight a monster, and obviously, as is the case with all epic myths and legends, assiting the heroine means an immediate and vigorous dick sucking in gratitude, so she drops her sword and goes at it.

Its kinda funny if your baked off your ass, but how the hell can you get off on that shit?

Those good ole beats... hah!..i love the serious 70s porn music... always brings a smile to my face :)

hi and welcome and GO FUCK YOURSELF. And as the new girl in town you need to post some pics of yourself. Maybe a few tit shots and one of your face:thumbsup

Thanks for the welcome... another great welcome!!! Tits and pics.. that's what you wanna see? haha!...
Are you going to the show???

My kind of porn movie:

*Hi my name is Danni, i´m 18 years old* BAM! cuts to full glory double penetration scene.

If i want a solid or *any* storyline, i would go to the movies.

And lately, some of the maintream movies are more lacking of it than a Vivid movie. :glugglug

Asian porn. That shit goes crazy. No idea what they are saying of course, but you can just imagine what the twisted little fuckers are saying. That and asian porno the girls always act like they are being taken advantage of and they are really innocent schoolgirls that just love a good 67 man bukkake on the weekend.

Hey man, do you actually know a source for Arabic porn?
That stuff must be wall-to-wall crazy.

Well not sure how to answer that but if Im going to get to see some tits my answer is whatever will make it happen.:Graucho

If think the story based flix appeal more to the ladies for the most part. When I drift through my local shop I'm heading straight for the real hardcore titles by Anabolic, Extream Associtates, ect. While my girl is looking for the ones with the best storylines like most Vivid and VCA pictures.

Most of the time we end up going with her pick since I'm not too sure how she'd take to watching something like Extreme Teen, GBG, or "Slap Her in the Crapper".

She did get off on Anabolic's NastyGirls the other week :Graucho

Anywayz in my opinion, storylines sux! If I wanted to watch a story I'd go to Blockbuster.

Hahahah!... well then... maybe you will then. I mean, we are going to Fl... i'm sure you'll see lots of tits!!!

I dont want to see lots of tits just yours.:Graucho

I dont really look at porn for gratification. I just push it, having a live-in girl helps though, I guess. If I were single I am sure I would have a crusty rag on the floor next to me though, as I am certain all you single webmasters must tug at least 2-4 times a day average?

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HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!

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Hahahaha!...what do I gain from it? HMMMM???? :thumbsup

A nice big GFY welcome. And knowing you made someones weekend alittle better:thumbsup

Hell no, I get bored after 3 minutes.

The other night my roomie "just had" to show me this porn tape he had. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, it was great! Ugly girls sucking off ugly guys with mullets... ahh porn, gotta love it.

But to answer the question... definitely stories. The cheesy HBO ones are hilarious. Is it wrong for me to laugh at porn more than I enjoy it?

haha!.. you're are too funny! That's gratification, ain't it? What are you going to show me... ????

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What do you want to see:Graucho

SHOW ME WHAT YO' MAMA GAVE YA!!! sweetie!! :thumbsup :winkwink: :winkwink:

Ill tell you what lets leave it up to the people of gfy. If they chose you , then you post some pics if they chose me then ill post some pics.

ha!.. chances are!! They'll choose me.. they don't wanna see cock.. they wanna see titties!! hah!..

If you were in Mtl.. then you probably saw me.. :) :winkwink:

Well traffichoney I guess I should throw in the towel:( Its time to get the weekend started. So once again Welcome and GO FUCK YOURSELF. Im FRED ever need anything look me up even if its just to suggest my fav. combo meal at burger king.:thumbsup C-ya girl:321GFY

Nice to meet you.. and thanks again for the welcome.. I guess i'll see you in FL.. name is Janice.. and I work with bauhaustim if you know who that is.. :)

Hey Im not going to FL I just wanted to see some tits.:1orglaugh

Ha! you aren't... that's too bad!!
It'll be a great show!!! :winkwink: I'm sure i'll see you again on the boards.. :) Have a great weekend man!

If I want plot I will go to the theater. If I want to watch some fucking, just show me some fucking.

I only like plot -- my favorite story movie is Sex and Zen III

Then again, I dont really like movies -- I prefer a good softcore picture series anyday (I also prefer softcore over hardcore -- ya leave somethings to your imagination you know?)

that's what Im talking about!
CLASSIC!

Am I the only guy that goes right to the bonus side for the best cuts of oral, anal and lesbian action? lol