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RedShoe 07-26-2002 11:44 AM

Our relationship... is over
 
Well, all good things must come to an end, I guess. I've tried opening the lines of communication, but I get no reponse. I feel like I'm being ignored.

It sucks to because, we've been thru good times and bad times. We've laughed together, and well, we never really cried together becuase real men don't cry, but still, we've been thru a lot.

I've tried working it out, but again, I get no response. I just don't know what else to do.

The worst is that I know that she won't miss me. I'm calling it quits, and there a hundred other guys just waiting in line for a shot at her.

Well boys, she's back on the market.

Cheshire, it's over. I'm making it official. Sorry it had to be done like this. But you don't have ICQ, so I can't tell you on ICQ. And If I called, you'd have no idea what the hell I was talking about anyway. In fact, me breaking up with you is probably a shock, since you didn't know we were going out.

Good luck in life. I don't harbor any bad feelings. I wish you well. I just hope you show your next boyfriend a little more attention. Whoever that lucky guy will be.


- RedShoe

Sly_RJ 07-26-2002 11:47 AM

I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or pity your grief... I think I'll laugh. :1orglaugh

KingK7 07-26-2002 11:48 AM

hahahahaha

Wizzo 07-26-2002 11:49 AM

I'm sure this was a great relief to Ms.Redshoe.....:winkwink:

Krome 07-26-2002 11:54 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
you need :helpme

Fletch XXX 07-26-2002 12:03 PM

All stalkers write letters like that before the judge issues a restraining order.

Rodent 07-26-2002 12:05 PM

Haha that was great RedShoe!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RedShoe 07-26-2002 12:06 PM

I would be a stalker, but that would mean leaving my computer... no can do. :1orglaugh

Keev 07-26-2002 12:08 PM

Redshoe, I really think you should try and work t out with her.... Ms.Redshoe always liked having her around so she didnt have to cook and clean for ya.



In the end I thinks i like this gourmet spam & ham

Cheshire 07-26-2002 12:08 PM

What is it about the men in my life? First they're enraptured, but only for so long, and then the Kat just gets no kinda love :( Is it me? Something I did?

I'm sorry, I shouldn't be getting upset, I take just as much responsiblity for this. I could have given you more attention ~ I took you for granted. :sadcrying

RedShoe, I'll miss you.

I guess now I'll just have to return those lace-up red leather stilettos I bought to match the school girl uniform I was sewing for our big night.
*sigh*

Krome 07-26-2002 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire


I guess now I'll just have to return those lace-up red leather stilettos I bought to match the school girl uniform I was sewing for our big night.
*sigh*

I have just had a heart attack at the thought of you dressed up in that....

Dawgy 07-26-2002 12:12 PM

cheshire you should look into going out with a gay guy. :)

Sly_RJ 07-26-2002 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

I guess now I'll just have to return those lace-up red leather stilettos I bought to match the school girl uniform I was sewing for our big night.
*sigh*

Damn RedShoe, see what you miss out on when you get addicted to that Real Doll? Fuckin' pussy...

Dreamman010 07-26-2002 12:46 PM

Redshoe you must have lotsa time on your hands :winkwink:

SetTheWorldonFire 07-26-2002 12:56 PM

I started to feel sorry for your ass, I guess you learned a lot in the movie business. Funny shit tho :1orglaugh

RedShoe 07-26-2002 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I guess now I'll just have to return those lace-up red leather stilettos I bought to match the school girl uniform I was sewing for our big night.
*sigh*

My loss. :(

archer 07-26-2002 02:20 PM

hey... as a gay guy, i'd volunteer for sure...:)

what ya look like cheshire:Graucho

Gutterboy 07-26-2002 02:34 PM

I'll take up homosexuality to get a date with Chesh!

Who says you can't choose to be gay? hehehe

titmowse 07-26-2002 03:27 PM

did you try to call her shoey? is this cause you weren't able to hear her fabulous voice? sigh...that voice...cheshire cheshire cheshire...

Cheshire 07-26-2002 03:36 PM

TeeHeeHee
:girl

cold_ice 07-26-2002 04:19 PM

Hey maybe its not to late. You guys can work it out if you try. Dont let it end this way there will never be little red socks running around if you do. BTW REDSHOE you are going to miss the uniform bit. Maybe Cheshire would of rub some of that cherry flavor stuff on your redshoes and lick it off .MMMMmmmm you lucky Shoe.:)

Cheshire 07-26-2002 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
Hey maybe its not to late. You guys can work it out if you try. Dont let it end this way there will never be little red socks running around if you do.
He's already got this one:

http://home.earthlink.net/~fxgrunt/india-zoo-pic.jpg

But alas, I'm now left with only pink slippers to tickle my feet...

UnseenWorld 07-26-2002 04:26 PM

You need to learn what is public and what is private. If you are being ignored, perhaps it's because you don't understand this important distinction.

titmowse 07-26-2002 04:27 PM

i love that little smiley-faced girl.

hey shoey, offtopic. i noticed after viewing 52 of Mystery Men - the Blue Rajah wears red high tops. Another reason it's the greatest super-hero flick ever!

hi cheshire :Kissmy

cold_ice 07-26-2002 04:28 PM

LMAO thats just to funny. BTW that kid is either scared or needs a haircut. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Cheshire 07-26-2002 04:29 PM

hi titmowse :tongue:

cold_ice 07-26-2002 04:32 PM

Hey Cheshire maybe if you followed those rules I posted on your thread you could learn to keep a good man like Mr. Redshoe instead of trying to turn him gay. But then again if he were gay he would give up those red shoes, i see your piont nevermind carry on. :1orglaugh

jammyjenkins 07-26-2002 04:48 PM

What the fuck is this thread about? Am I the only one who's confused??!

Funbrunette 07-26-2002 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
cheshire you should look into going out with a gay guy. :)
I agree! They are the best! I'm looking for one that will date me!

cold_ice 07-26-2002 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins
What the fuck is this thread about? Am I the only one who's confused??!

Nah most women are!:thumbsup

Cheshire 07-26-2002 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins
What the fuck is this thread about? Am I the only one who's confused??!
RedShoe just ended our imaginary relationship because I didn't make a very good pretend girlfriend, and he didn't want to hold me back from finding that invisible Mr. Right.

Kimmykim 07-26-2002 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins
What the fuck is this thread about? Am I the only one who's confused??!
It would appear that the only resident of Cluelessville is you.

Theo 07-26-2002 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Funbrunette


I agree! They are the best! I'm looking for one that will date me!

:eek7

Krome 07-26-2002 06:53 PM

Cheshire can I have an imaginary relationship with you? I promise not to call, not to talk to you, I wont even tell people we are in a relationship....actually that is just a normal relationship...

Theo 07-26-2002 06:56 PM

hey krome tell us about your new partnership program

Krome 07-26-2002 07:01 PM

We are launching 8 or more uk pornstar based sites...basically we are not bothering with a prize vault but we will supply you with pornstar escorts of your choice...simple...

Cheshire 07-26-2002 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome
Cheshire can I have an imaginary relationship with you? I promise not to call, not to talk to you, I wont even tell people we are in a relationship....actually that is just a normal relationship...
Hehe, sorry ~ I'm already in one of those... but I'll keep you in mind if an position becomes available :winkwink:

Sly_RJ 07-26-2002 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

Hehe, sorry ~ I'm already in one of those... but I'll keep you in mind if an position becomes available :winkwink:

Oh my! That HAD to hurt someone...

RedShoe 07-26-2002 07:13 PM

Wait till I can show you what happened today. I went to lunch with Mike D from ChickTrick. We went to a chinese place, and my fortune read : "Your magnetic personality will draw people to you"

NO JOKE!! It said that. (Mike can vouch for me on that one) he made me put in me keep it.

So, Cheshire, it looks like we might be back on.

This on again, off again relationship is killing me.

Ok, ok, it was on, then I broke up with you earlier today, then I just hooked up again with you, and now, I think I'll call it off again.

"That's my final answer."

Cheshire, No, means No! Go find another boy to tease. However, I would have really liked to see those RedStilettos. Maybe some other time.

Good bye.


..:: END TRANSMISSION::..

Dawgy 07-26-2002 07:20 PM

cheshire did our icq conversation mean nothing to you today?

i thought we had something special. *cries*

Cheshire 07-26-2002 07:45 PM

Now that my Big Red has left me I don't know what I'll do.
How could any man fill his Shoes?

I'll be okay. Of course sappy, gushy phone calls are always welcome ~ and flowers, lots and lots of flowers... Casablanca Lillys are my favorite :girl

All donations can be sent to your local 'Cheshire has no boyfriend Charity'

Hey ~ I might just like this being single thing after all!

Jeremiad 07-26-2002 08:40 PM

Wow! I think I'm in love! Who was that beautiful brown-eyed girl, with that shining smile?

Sweet dreams for me from herein! ;)

Jere.

volante 07-26-2002 09:12 PM

Cheshire,

You don't want a gay guy - you want a guy with a sexy British accent....

:winkwink:

Dawgy 07-26-2002 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
You don't want a gay guy - you want a guy with a sexy British accent....
funny, i always thought those were 1 in the same

volante 07-26-2002 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy

funny, i always thought those were 1 in the same

That's hilarious - for a Texan :1orglaugh

freezex 07-26-2002 09:16 PM

Fuck! this aint funny, but all bitches are hoes, thats a fact! Every girl is a hoe deep inside ;) They should all get a topspot at thehun! Fuck bitches, treat them like shit from now on!!hahaha


Fuck you!:ak47:

Cheshire 07-26-2002 09:19 PM

*WHOA there Rambo*

Stop for a minute and give that chip on your shoulder a second to breath....

Kimmykim 07-26-2002 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

All donations can be sent to your local 'Cheshire has no boyfriend Charity'

Hey ~ I might just like this being single thing after all!

Girlfriend, I am looking for a Paypal donation button in your sig and I see you are not on top of things tonite.

chodadog 07-26-2002 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I guess now I'll just have to return those lace-up red leather stilettos I bought to match the school girl uniform I was sewing for our big night.
*sigh*

Oh my. :thumbsup

SNOW 07-27-2002 12:37 AM

Chesire turned me Gay, So Now lensman and I are Dating..


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